While Charlie Sheen was in Aspen with his mouth shut, and Dr. Conrad Murray was in Los Angeles claiming his innocence, Gary Coleman was in Utah admitting to his guilt. Funny how the smallest man acted like the biggest and actually owned up to what he did. Oh, and it’s Gary’s birthday today, too. Nice. And by nice I mean that’s pretty darn poopy. A fact that was not lost on the temperamental actor, mind you – before the hearing began Gary Coleman stated, “I’ve been in better places on my birthday.” I bet you have Gary, I bet you have. Coleman, 42, accepted a plea... 

While Dr. Conrad Murray was in Los Angeles telling the court he’s not guilty of involuntary manslaughter, troubled actor Charlie Sheen was in an Aspen, Colorado courtroom pleading nothing. Sheen was charged with felony menacing, misdemeanor 3rd degree assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief stemming from his Dec. 25th arrest after his loving wife Brooke Mueller got wasted before 9:00 a.m. and told the cops he pulled a knife on her. Although she basically recanted her story hours later, authorities still decided to go after Charlie. Personally, I think Brooke is a little... 

Dr. Conrad Murray pled not guilty today to charges of involuntary manslaughter in the death of his patient and “friend” Michael Jackson. The doctor was taken into custody after his arraignment and his bail was set at $75,000. The hearing lasted about 25 minutes (video below, in three parts), during which the judge ruled as a condition of Murray’s bail that the doctor may not posses – or prescribe – any anesthetics, specifically Propofol. At one point the judge told Dr. Conrad Murray, “I do not want you sedating people.” Murray had to surrender his passport and... 

Apparently Brittany Murphy’s death could have been prevented. Lovely. [What killed Brittany Murphy? – Accidental Sexiness] So could have Casey Johnson’s death if she had actually paid attention to her disease. [Coroner: Casey Johnson’s death diabetes related – Celebrity Mound] Conrad Murray will surrender himself to police. Maybe. [Dr. Conrad Murray Arrest Derailed By Infighting – The Hollywood Gossip] Charlie Sheen is facing a felony and his car was stolen. When it rains it pours, n’est pas? [Charlie Sheen Felony Charge, Stolen SUV Found Crashed – Bitten and... 

In one corner we have Kim Kardashian as she appeared on Tuesday night at the SlimFast Style Your Slim Fashion Show. Wearing a white dress and black over-the-knee hooker boots, Kim looks over her shoulder as if to say, “Check out that junk, baby!” Image Source In the other corner we have Jennifer Lopez in some sort of advertisement for something. Wearing all white and sporting crazy shoulder-length curls, Jennifer almost has a look of pain on her face – as if holding up her butt takes everything she’s got. Image Source So now I ask….. Who wins the Battle of the Booties? Let’s... 

My Grandmother is going to be 91 this coming Tuesday. I don’t know about her, but I’m pretty excited for it. My two grandfathers each died about a month before their 90th birthdays and my other grandmother made to like 88 or something. Recently my grandmother has been wondering why she’s still around. She says she’s lived a great life and has done everything she’s wanted to do. I tell her she has to stick around to turn 100 so she can yell at whipper-snappers – and get away with it – simply because she’s 100. She laughs when I tell her this, which is all that... 

My guess is that you’re Monday wasn’t nearly as bad as Leif Garrett’s. Of course, you probably didn’t have black tar heroin in your shoe. Or maybe you did, I don’t know; maybe you always have drugs in your socks and have just never told me – or shared them with me (which, by the way, is just plain rude). But I digress….. Former teen heartthrob Leif Garrett was arrested at a Metrolink station near Pershing Square in New York around 11:30 Monday morning after black tar heroin was found in his shoe. The Insider reports: The detectives, who recognized the former child... 

Groundhog fight!! That’s like a cat fight, but not. While the celebrities were waking up to their 2010 Oscars Nominations this morning, there was a showdown of sorts between Punxsutawney Phil of Pennsylvania and Staten Island Chuck. It’s Groundhog Day today – the one day each year when humans gather around a groundhog while he does or does not see his shadow, thus announcing whether or not there will be an early Spring. My, we are an intelligent bunch, aren’t we? This year there seems to be a little glitch, however. Punxsutawney Phil and Staten Island Chuck have conflicting... 

Raise your hand if the only real reason you watched the 2010 Grammy Awards last night on CBS was for the 3D Michael Jackson tribute? Yeah, me too. With the exception of barftastic Celine Dion, the Earth Song tribute was quite enjoyable. In case you missed it, here’s Celine Dion, Usher, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson and Smokey Robinson paying tribute to Michael Jackson: And of course when Prince Michael, 12, and Paris, 11, came out to accept their late father’s Lifetime Achievement Award the water works started. Notably absent was the youngest Jackson child, 7-year-old... 

Monday, Monday, lots to do and not enough time to do it all. I suppose if I had gotten out of bed when my alarm went off instead of 3 hours later, I wouldn’t be having this lack of time problem right now. Oh well; I needed the sleep I guess. As you know the Grammys were last night. If you didn’t watch them, fear not, I did some Live Blogging. Personally, I felt that when all was said and done, the show was fairly boring and uneventful. No major upsets, no one taking the microphone from someone giving an acceptance speech, no wardrobe malfunctions. That’s not to say there... 

Congratulations to all the 2010 Grammy Winners! Be sure to check back tomorrow (Monday) for videos and pictures and more! RECORD OF THE YEAR “Halo,” Beyonce “I Gotta Feeling,” Black Eyed Peas “Use Somebody,” Kings of Leon “Poker Face,” Lady Gaga “You Belong With Me,” Taylor Swift ALBUM OF THE YEAR I Am…Sasha Fierce, Beyonce The E.N.D., The Black Eyed Peas The Fame, Lady Gaga Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King, Dave Matthews Band Fearless, Taylor Swift SONG OF THE YEAR “Poker Face,” Lady Gaga “Pretty... 

Basically I’ll be posting whatever I’m thinking when I’m thinking it while watching the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards on CBS this evening. Winners will be listed in a separate post. Ready? GO! It’s 8:00 p.m. and my first thought is….. -Who the heck is that black dude? Is that a stupid question? -I love Lady GaGa. -Lady GaGa looks like Tinkerbell on crack. But in a good way. -Elton John and Lady GaGa! Fu*k yeah!! Nice that they can both play piano. She actually has talent. Nice. -Is Elton John “Mr. Duet at Award Shows” now? -Awww, Lady GaGa... 

Be sure to tune in for live blogging!! RECORD OF THE YEAR “Halo,” Beyonce “I Gotta Feeling,” Black Eyed Peas “Use Somebody,” Kings of Leon “Poker Face,” Lady Gaga “You Belong With Me,” Taylor Swift ALBUM OF THE YEAR I Am…Sasha Fierce, Beyonce The E.N.D., The Black Eyed Peas The Fame, Lady Gaga Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King, Dave Matthews Band Fearless, Taylor Swift SONG OF THE YEAR “Poker Face,” Lady Gaga “Pretty Wings,” Maxwell “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It),” Beyonce “Use... 

As sad as it is that Michael Jackson is no longer with us, his passing means we get to wear 3D glasses during the Grammys this Sunday. Sweet! I love 3D. Captain EO was in 3D. You can get your free 3D glasses for the Grammys at Target, by the way. Back when Michael was planning out his tour, he met with producer Ken Ehrlich and showed him a sneak peek of his extra-dimensional plan for Earth Song. He wanted to highlight the song because of its message which speaks of preserving the earth. Michael, ever the philanthropist, wanted to send a message with his tour, and now the Grammy’s... 

I don’t really have any strong feelings about Gisele Bundchen but when I found out where she gave birth to her son Benjamin (boring name!!) last month, I decided I like her. Gisele Bundchen gave birth to her child with Tom Brady in their bathtub. No hospital, no chaos, just a bathtub with warm water. If I ever have the opportunity to give birth, that’s how I want to do it. Well, maybe not in a bathtub per say, but definitely in water. I’ve always felt it’s a more natural and less traumatic way for a newborn to come into this world. They go from warm water to warm water... 

The problem with having a reputation like the one Charlie Sheen has is that when you’re caught up in a domestic situation, everyone assumes you’re the bad guy; even when you’re not. This past Christmas Charlie Sheen and his wife Brooke Mueller had a little spat that allegedly culminated in Charlie holding a knife to Brooke’s throat. At the time Brooke also said Charlie verbally threatened to kill her. The news hit the wires and everyone blasted Charlie. Of course he did it, they thought, just look at his past actions. Then we found out that little Miss Brooke was legally... 

Breaking up is hard to do in Hollywood. Especially when the media steals your thunder and announces your split before your publicist can. Of course, it’s all just a bunch of talk and speculation until the celebrity couple finally admits to the break-up. These days, break-up rumors are swarming around Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt – so much so that I’m starting to think there may be something to them. Here are some of the latest Brangelina break-up headlines: Brangelina on the Verge of Collapse? – Yeeeah! Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Have ‘Definitely Split,’... 

What the heck is this crap? Kourtney Kardashian is on the cover of the new OK! Magazine holding her infant son and looking quite thin for someone who just had a baby. Well it turns out – and it’s so not surprising – that the picture was photoshopped. Severely. Fortunately Kourtney Kardashian is as annoyed by the alteration as the rest of us. I mean, really! Photoshopping someone who just had a baby?? This picture craziness has got to stop. Kourtney, who gave birth to Mason on December 14th is also saying OK! Magazine didn’t even have the “exclusive” interview the... 

Earlier this month Gary Coleman was talking about seizures, his penis, and marriage – today it’s a different story. Gary Coleman was arrested in Utah Sunday afternoon and booked on domestic violence charges. Image Source Although Utah Police did not say who the victim was, they did confirm that Gary Coleman was nabbed because of an outstanding warrant. According to TMZ, Gary Coleman is being held on $1,725 bail. My guess is the victim was his wife Shannon Price. Gary and Shannon have had a rocky and violent marriage from the beginning, and even made an appearance on TV’s... 

Oh Andy, Andy, Andy…..will you ever learn to keep your hands to yourself? Clearly the lesson has not been learned thus far, hence the arrest of Andy Dick during the early morning hours of January 23rd in West Virginia on suspicion of sexual abuse against two men. Andy Dick was taken into custody around 4:00 a.m. after two men told police Dick had groped them at an establishment by the name of Rum Runners. According to a press release issued at 12:26 p.m. Saturday from the Huntington Police Department, officers responded to a call to investigate “two alleged incidents of...