Holy effin’ you-know-what! It’s been over a month since I’ve last written. I would say shame on me, but some real life has been going on which has taken up my brain power, time, and energy. Apparently random health issues are quite time consuming and exhausting. Anyways….. Let’s do a little catch up via my some of my gossip buddies. I won’t be going back a whole month, as celebrity news gets old quick, so the last few days will have to suffice. Madonna Sued Over ‘Truth or Dare’ Perfume Logo (Photos) – Allie Is Wired Jessica Simpson Finally Had Her... 

So AdTech SF 2012 started off with a bang for me on Tuesday. And by bang I mean a smash – as in I smashed my left index finger in my car door upon departure on foot from the parking garage. It hurt like hell on fire. After a quick trip to the First Aid room at Moscone Center West, where the AdTech Exhibit Halls were located, we made our way to the first room of exhibitors. While my nameless boyfriend (yes, he’s still around) was there to talk to people and network, my primary goal was to look around and get free stuff. I’m not a super fan of vendor events, but I really... 

I would like to preface my soon-to-be-stated opinion by saying that in no way am I judging Alicia Silverstone for her parenting choices; I am simply expressing my feelings on the matter. How people want to raise their children is their business. If new mothers want to breast feed in public, they should have that right. And if parents want to give their babies an alternative diet, that’s fine with me too. Now that I’ve gotten my little disclaimer out of the way, let me continue by saying…..Ew! Eww! Ewww!! Actress and vocal vegan advocate, Alicia Silverstone, posted... 

In honor of the horribleness that is me going 14 days without gracing you with my presence, here are 14 gossip headlines about celebrity pregnancies and new babies from the last two weeks. Why? Because it was super easy to find that many, that’s why. Those crazy celebrities! Always reproducing and raising babies! Jessica Simpson’s Pregnant Belly Is Offensive (Photo) – Allie Is Wired Photos Of Charlize Theron With Baby Jackson – Amy Grindhouse Snooki and JWoww Practice Motherhood with Baby Dolls: PHOTOS – Bitten and Bound Ty Burrell & Wife Adopt Second Child –... 

I haven’t had the chance to read David S. Grant’s new book, Blood: The New Red, but if the following synopsis and excerpt are any indication, it definitely belongs on my bookshelf! Blood: The New Red begins at an after party where Mickey, and ex-adult movie star turned supermodel, is aligning himself with one of the top Designers of Seventh Avenue. While trying to land a job on the runway Mickey is thrown into the center of a scene where sex is often the motivation, the wine is served by year, and cocaine is back in full force. Juanita, Mickey’s girlfriend is having difficulties... 

So remember how I was all excited about Lindsay Lohan hosting SNL? Yeah, well, it wasn’t nearly as great as I thought it was going to be. And I’m not the only one who was far from impressed; not by a long shot. It was clear that Lindsay was excited to be there, but she was obviously anxious; which is sad because I really think Lindsay Lohan could have done a much better job if she was simply more relaxed and not so nervous about bombing. There was one highlight of the evening, however, in the form of some awesome Disney princesses! In a pre-recorded segment, Lindsay Lohan... 

Charlie Sheen Is A Super Hero By: David S. Grant Charlie Sheen is a super hero. There I said it, no taking it back. Why now you ask? Because we’ve had time to digest what occurred one year ago. For those who don’t remember or were not caught up in the Made for TMZ television special (shame on you if you weren’t) here is a brief summary: Jan. 30, 2011 – CBS shuts down “Men” again for Sheen to go to rehab, only this time he claims he’s using a home-based program Feb. 14, 2011 – On an appearance on “The Dan Patrick Show,” Sheen says he’s...