So Halle Berry – who has said on more than one occasion that she will never marry again – is officially engaged to Olivier Martinez. I say “officially” because there were rumors of an engagement around the winter holidays; apparently it wasn’t true then, but it is now. I suppose I should extend my congratulations to the happy couple, but I can’t help but think the timing of their engagement has more to do with a certain custody battle than it does a burning desire to be married. Maybe it’s just me. But I doubt it. So what does Halle Berry’s marital status have... 

Remember that guttural feeling of horror that came over you the first time you watched the movie Psycho and realized that Norman Bates was keeping the body of his dead mother locked up in his house? Yeah, well that’s how I felt when I read about the birthday party Frederic Prinz von Anhalt recently threw in honor of his wife, Zsa Zsa Gabor. Call me crazy, but there’s something fishy about a party’s guest of honor staying in their bedroom all night. Perhaps it’s because I find Prinz von Anhalt to be a slimy creature, or maybe it’s because I’m fascinated by the macabre,... 

This is a sentence I never thought I would take such joy in saying – in fact, it’s a sentence I never thought I would even say in the first place….. Joan Rivers smokes pot. That’s right ladies and gentleman, the old lady with the new face who we love to secretly love likes to toke the wacky tabacky. On this past Tuesday’s episode of Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, Joan Rivers is stressed out because Melissa’s boyfriend’s parents are in town and Joan doesn’t know how to deal with them. As luck would have it, Joan has a friend who makes the delightful suggestion... 

Ok, that was in bad taste; I apologize. Sort of. Here’s a little something fun to ponder….. What if the split of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher had nothing to do with his roaming penis and everything to do with her being a crazy whip-it freak? Stranger things have happened, ya know. It could very well be one of those so-crazy-it-must-be-true celebrity stories. Just throwing it out there; don’t get your panties in a bunch. So, yeah…Demi Moore was taken to the hospital in an ambulance on Monday night after someone from her home called 911. The event was confirmed by the... 

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I would like to start by saying that just because Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are engaged for a second time and have announced they are expecting a child together, that doesn’t mean my prediction last November that they won’t tie the knot can’t still come true. That being said, I would like to congratulate the happy couple on their impending parenthood. “We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together…It’s an amazing time in our life and we can’t wait to meet the new addition to our growing family,” they told PEOPLE magazine... 

Here’s another couple whose rumored split has slapped me upside the head. Not only are Heidi Klum and Seal reportedly divorcing, actor Johnny Depp and his longtime lady, Vanessa Paradis have allegedly gone their separate ways. The latest gossip puts the pair 5,000 miles apart. After 14 years, the relationship between Johnny Depp, 48, and Vanessa Paradis, 39, is apparently at a breaking point. On Friday the French actress and singer was spotted shopping in the Marais district of Paris and going for a fitting at Chanel. She is expected to make an appearance at the premiere...