Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Hang Out

The drunken-whore stars aligning with the white-trash-mother stars is the only explanation I have for the energy force that created this celebrity pairing. A picture speaks a thousand words, so I will let you enjoy the photos and draw your own conclusions. One thing is for sure, Paris Hilton has a funny looking face, and Britney Spears has fake hair* and no pants. And what’s up with the open mouth, Britney? Maybe they’re trading skills.

*PROOF:

One of the most common types of synthetic hair is made from fibers known as modacrylics…

Hair made with this fiber has outstanding resistance to chemicals and solvents, is not attacked by moths or mildew, and is non-allergenic…

The same kind of fiber used in hair extensions is also used to make fake fur for bedspreads, cushion covers and other interior goods because of its realistic appearance and soft texture. Fake fur reminds me of “That 70’s Show.”…

There are several types of modacylic fibers, two of the most popular used in synthetic hair are Kanekalon and Toyokalon. Kanekalon hair looks more realistic in regards to color and texture but it tends to tangle and mat very easily. Toyokalon hair, on the other hand, is a softer synthetic hair that does not tangle as much as Kanekalon, but the hair color and texture does not look as natural.

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