Believe it or not, I actually wasn’t going to write anything about the Trash Twins, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, but I just can’t seem to get them out of my mind. As we all know by now, the two have been spending quite a bit of time together since Thanksgiving—Paris, with her perpetually funny looking face, and Britney with no underwear. A true dynamic duo, indeed.

So many people are saying that Britney Spears has gone off the deep end and is a train wreck, but maybe she deserves more credit than that. If Britney’s goal is to restart her career, and she is without an actual publicist, then hanging out with Paris Hilton is a sure fire way to be seen and have her picture taken. Being photographed without panties is an even better way! Sure, Britney Spears has fake hair and makes for a pretty sloppy drunk, but everybody is talking about her, so she must be doing something right. Right for Hollywood anyway, where there are a whole set of rules that don’t apply to the outside world – sort of like prison or the deep south.

Below is a collection of recent pictures of the Trash Twins, both with and without underwear. Some people are saying that Britney Spears had a boob job, but let’s remember that she just had a baby two months ago. Plus, in the picture of her wasted in a yellow cap, you can plainly see her missile boobs – a sure sign that they’re real. And let’s be thankful that if Britney Spears is going to insist on showing us her lady parts (and I’m using “lady” very loosely), at least it’s clean and waxed and not some crazy 70’s porn star bush. Now that would be worth talking about!

I’ve also included a picture taken of Britney Spears as she left a CVS Pharmacy in Malibu yesterday. She bought toilet paper and probably some other items for her nether regions. Perhaps her new ‘fashion statement’ has led to some unwelcome guests.

By the way, does anyone know what’s going on with Britney’s face? It looks like she would really benefit from a facial.

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