The drunken-whore stars aligning with the white-trash-mother stars is the only explanation I have for the energy force that created this celebrity pairing. A picture speaks a thousand words, so I will let you enjoy the photos and draw your own conclusions. One thing is for sure, Paris Hilton has a funny looking face, and Britney Spears has fake hair* and no pants. And what’s up with the open mouth, Britney? Maybe they’re trading skills. *PROOF: One...  Read More »

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are now happily married. If that’s what you want to call it. Apparently their first kiss lasted so long, the guests had to tell them stop, but did so a moment too soon for Tom’s taste — he wasn’t quite done sucking the remaining life force out of Katie. Can anyone tell me why they are the same height in the pictures? Is Katie Holmes barefoot? Is Tom Cruise wearing lifts? The mysteries of the alien brainwashed...  Read More »

I just flew in from the Italian wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and boy are my arms tired. Ba-da-bum-bum. But seriously folks………..did you know that the castle in which Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got married today, is haunted? The legend goes something like this: For more than 400 years, the Odescalchi Castle (located in the medieval lakeside town of Bracciano, Italy) has been haunted by the ghost of Isabella dei Medici, who was murdered by...  Read More »

Finally! If you’re anything like me, you’ve been waiting for The Simpsons on the big screen forever. If the world were a perfect place, the movie would come out today, but alas, the world is flawed. So I will wait with eager anticipation until July 27, 2007. And of course, there’s always the official Simpsons website Fun facts about The Simpsons: All the Simpson’s characters voices are done by only seven people. The animation is done...  Read More »

What the heck is up with Star Jones? Why does it look like she powdered her chest with a totally wrong shade, then put make-up on her cleavage to make her enormous breasts look bigger? Does she have fun house mirrors that actually make her look good? Because my eyes beg to differ. Fun facts about Star Jones: She used to work at McDonalds. Star Jones earned her B.A. degree in History & English at American University and a Doctor of Jurisprudence degree...  Read More »

Thanksgiving is one week from today. Before you start thinking about everything you’re going to eat, take a moment to review what Thanksgiving is really all about. Before there were frozen turkeys, football, and cool-whip, there were Pilgrims and Indians. Without them, we wouldn’t get to stuff ourselves silly once a year and have a four day weekend. Perhaps we should give thanks to them. *The English colonists we call Pilgrims celebrated days of...  Read More »

Check out this adorable animated short, about a little Kiwi who just wants to fly. Being flightless isn’t the only thing that makes New Zealand’s beloved Kiwi bird special. Did you know that it is the only bird in the world with nostrils at the end of its beak? But it doesn’t stop there. With the possible exception of the hummingbird, the female Kiwi has the largest egg of any bird in the world, in proportion to its body size. The Kiwi bird is about...  Read More »