Britney Spears turned 25 years old over the weekend. To celebrate the occasion, she did something she hasn’t done in a while – she actually wore underwear. After days of flashing her waxed naughty parts to the world, Britney Spears came to her senses (sort of) and bought thousands of dollars worth of underwear. And to prove it, she did a little dance.

Happy Birthday Britney Spears! May you grow wiser with each passing year. Lord knows you can’t get much dumber. Only kidding. I kid because I love.

Is it just me, or does the second picture look like she’s doing some sort of Broadway dance number with jazz hands*?

*A cabaret-style dance move, popularized by the musical “Fosse”. Now used, usually ironically, to express excitement, glee, razzle dazzle, etc…The move is performed by tilting the head slightly, shimmering the hands with fingers splayed either side of the face and crying “Jazz hands!” with an enthusiastic smile. Think Jack from Will and Grace. Urban Dictionary

*Jazz hands is a common gesture often used in theatre and dance. To perform jazz hands, one’s hands are opened with palms facing forward and the fingers are splayed…The position of the arms can vary. Forearms are usually extended upward, or the forearms may extend forward with the elbows held close to the body, or forearms may extend to the sides or downward.Wikipedia

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