The Animal Revolution Continues…

Well, the revolting pigs are at it again. The swine soldiers of the animal revolution have moved from Norfolk, England to Belgrade, Serbia. This time, they burned down a house! Talk about pissed off piggies. The three pigs, obviously angry with man and ready to fight, broke out of their pen and headed towards the house. They strolled into the living room and knocked the TV over, which then burst into flames; the fire quickly spread through out the house. Sadly,...  Read More »

Pee With The Fishes.

A couple of years ago, I found a picture of the coolest bathroom sink I had ever seen. And now there’s a toilet to go with it! I’m so excited. I love bathrooms. I used to make my mom take me to the bathroom when we’d go somewhere, whether I had to use it or not. Sometimes I would walk in, look around, and leave. Sometimes I still do. A clear two-piece toilet tank, the Fish ‘n Flush is a see-through aquarium wrapped around a normal toilet tank. Devon...  Read More »

Did You Hear The One About The Stowaway Killer Bees?

Residents of St. Bernard Parish, a flood-damaged area of Louisiana survived Hurricane Katrina but now they’re facing the danger of a different kind of storm: killer bees. Late last December Louisiana state agriculture authorities confirmed that a house ruined by the violent hurricane was the new squatting place of a dangerous strain of Africanized honeybees. The contractors tearing down the house were first to find them, and the first to be driven away. Beekeepers...  Read More »

What ARE They Wearing? Maternity Edition.

I think pregnant women are beautiful; but not when they wear outfits like these. On the left we have Tori Spelling wearing some sort of potato sack rodeo clown pants. On the right is Brooke Burke, who gave birth to a girl the other day. Something tells me that the shirt she is wearing was not from the maternity department. Attention!! Being pregnant does not give you the go ahead to look trashy and/or just plain stupid. There are plenty of places to find cute...  Read More »

Nappers Unite!

Raise your hand if you agree that naptime is wasted on the young. Keep your hand up if you’re totally jealous of the countries that have siestas. Well now you can add Thailand to that list. In an effort to increase worker productivity and afternoon energy, a municipal office in the Pathumwan district of central Bangkok has created a lunchtime “nap room”; complete with wood paneling, pleasantly scented flowers, soft music, and strict rules banning talking...  Read More »

Did You Hear The One About The Swine Gang?

I am really starting to see a worrisome trend within the animal kingdom recently. Both wild and domestic animals are defying Mother Nature and exhibiting great angst against the human race. I guess it was just a matter of time. One could argue that the more man evolves and progresses and becomes “smarter”, the more the animal kingdom seeks revenge. There are a whole slew of animals that are now extinct because of the human race. Extinct — as in never...  Read More »

Angelina Jolie Hates Brad Pitt’s Baby

Rebel actress Angelina Jolie, 31, has done and said some pretty far-out things over the years. But I think the statement she made in an interview for February’s issue of Elle U.K. takes the cake. She has graduated from wearing a vile around her neck containing her husband’s blood (actor Billy Bob Thorton for those of you who may have forgotten), to admitting that she doesn’t love her baby with boyfriend Brad Pitt as much as she loves the two kids she...  Read More »

Too Frightening For Words

Which picture is more frightening? On the left is French Canadian singer Celine Dion, wearing who-knows-what. The one on the right is of Marilyn Manson and his soon-to-be ex-wife Dita Von Teese (who will serve Manson with divorce papers as soon as she can locate him). The fright factor is a toss up here, I think. It may be too close to call. Fun facts about Dita Von Teese: Dita Von Teese, born Heather Renée Sweet on September 28, 1972 in Rochester, Michigan,...  Read More »

Did You Hear The One About The Calf With Two Faces?

Okay, now I’m really freaked out. What the heck is going on in the animal kingdom? First there was the hermaphrodite deer, then the deer with 7 feet. Now, out of Virginia comes a calf born with two faces. You heard me. Two faces. Born on Dec. 27 at Heldreth Dairy Farm, word was spread quickly and crowds have begun to gather. The calf is normal in all other aspects, except for its very unusual head. It had two tongues, which move independently, and it breathes...  Read More »

Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 1

You know you’ve messed up when you are fired from being the spokesperson for your own nightclub. Citing a failure to “attend scheduled appearances at the location in downtown Orlando,” Club Paris has fired their namesake Paris Hilton. But they’re not changing the name, deciding instead that the club will now represent the French city. When the club opened two years ago, Hilton showed up to the grand opening party 6 hours late, then stayed for only an...  Read More »

John Black Attacked! Drake Hogestyn Fights Back!

Actor Drake Hogestyn, who has played John Black on the NBC soap opera “Day of Our Lives” for over 20 years, was attacked on New Year’s Eve. According to police reports, Carl Raymond Cheney, ran into the actor’s backyard in Malibu while carrying a Bible and screaming, “Where is he? I will cast him out!” and referred to the actor by his character’s name. The actor has obtained a restraining order against the crazed fan, claiming that Cheney “physically...  Read More »

Today In Entertainment History Vol. 7

JANUARY 5th It was on this day in 1998 that singer turned politician, Sonny Bono, was killed in a skiing accident at the age of 62. Born in 1935, Sonny Bono first rose to fame in the early 1970s as half of the singing duo Sonny and Cher, and as wife Cher’s straight man and costar on The Sonny and Cher Show. During his musical career as a singer and songwriter, Sonny received ten gold records but was most famously known for the 1965 hit duet with Cher “I...  Read More »

Britney Spears Rings In The New Year By Passing Out

What a way to start the year. It’s only the second day of 2007 and already Britney Spears has caused a scene. The newly single Spears rang in the New Year at the club Pure, in Las Vegas, where, according to reports, she passed out about an hour into the year. Of course her “people” (I didn’t realize she still had some) are saying she’s wasn’t drunk, just tired. Right! I fell asleep at a party once, right next to the huge pounding speakers, but...  Read More »