Golden Globe Awards 2007

The Golden Globe Awards were last night on NBC. Congratulations to all the winners. You are now one step closer to Oscar. The winners are… MOVIES Best Picture, Drama — Babel (Is it just me, or is Brad Pitt getting old?) Best Actress, Drama – Helen Mirren for The Queen Best Actor, Drama – Forest Whitaker for The Last King of Scotland Best Picture, Musical or Comedy – Dreamgirls Best Actress, Musical or Comedy – Meryl Streep for The Devil Wears...  Read More »

Always Remember Martin Luther King, Jr.

Today is Martin Luther King Day. I wish the non-violent revolutionary was still here on Earth. We could really use him right about now. What would he have to say? About the war in Iraq? About sex on TV? About all the race related violence that is sadly still prevalent? …Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro...  Read More »

Did You Hear The One About The Electrocuting Moles?

Garden moles have now joined the animal revolution. It is being reported that a 63-year-old man in Zingst, Germany was killed last Thursday after electrocuting himself on a high-voltage cable meant to rid his garden of moles. But I think that’s just the cover story. I think the man, a retired construction foreman, was indeed trying to install the 380-volt cable and metal ground spikes in order to kill the moles, however, I think the moles got wind of his...  Read More »

AAA To The Rescue!

In light of the upcoming three-day weekend, I thought I would share with you a wonderful new service from AAA. Thanks to the national automobile club, drivers can now look up the gas stations along their travel route, avoiding, hopefully, being one of the 2.5 million people who run out of gas and need a roadside fill up from AAA. AAA’s free online mapping tool, TripTik, now has the ability to find the nearest and cheapest gas for about 100,000 U.S. locations...  Read More »

The Beckham’s Are Coming! The Beckham’s Are Coming!

It’s British Invasion 2007! Soccer superstar David Beckham has signed a $250 million dollar five-year contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy. His current contract with Real Madrid will expire at the end of June. Before that, he was captain and key member of Manchester United. In a statement released Thursday, Beckham said, “I am proud to have played for two of the biggest clubs in football and I look forward to the new challenge of growing the world’s...  Read More »

The Animal Revolution Continues…

Well, the revolting pigs are at it again. The swine soldiers of the animal revolution have moved from Norfolk, England to Belgrade, Serbia. This time, they burned down a house! Talk about pissed off piggies. The three pigs, obviously angry with man and ready to fight, broke out of their pen and headed towards the house. They strolled into the living room and knocked the TV over, which then burst into flames; the fire quickly spread through out the house. Sadly,...  Read More »

Did You Hear The One About The Stowaway Killer Bees?

Residents of St. Bernard Parish, a flood-damaged area of Louisiana survived Hurricane Katrina but now they’re facing the danger of a different kind of storm: killer bees. Late last December Louisiana state agriculture authorities confirmed that a house ruined by the violent hurricane was the new squatting place of a dangerous strain of Africanized honeybees. The contractors tearing down the house were first to find them, and the first to be driven away. Beekeepers...  Read More »