Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 2

Doesn’t seem like much is going on in the world of Hollywood Gossip these past few days.

The Anna Nicole Smith murder mystery is still going on. Oh, did I just say murder mystery? I meant mysterious death. Yeah, that’s it. Mysterious death. There are now a total of four men each saying that he is Dannielynn’s biological father. Larry Birkhead (who gets my vote) and Howard K. Stern (who gets my vote, but as “the death causer”) claimed paternity before Anna Nicole died. Since then, Prince Frederick von Anhalt, who is married to Zsa Zsa Gabor, has said that he and Anna Nicole Smith had a long-standing affair and that he could be the baby’s father. Most recently, Anna Nicole’s old bodyguard has come out saying that he is Dannielynn’s biological father. He is also saying that Anna was on medication for life threatening seizures. Then there are the pictures that have surfaced of Anna Nicole with the Bahamian immigration minister. I don’t think there is even a soap opera that is better than the Anna Nicole Smith Death Drama.

In “tell me something I don’t know” news, Paris Hilton is still trashy. So much so in fact, that she attracts it to her like a magnet. The heiress (to what? more money than sense?) is in Austria right now, where she will be attending the Vienna Opera Ball – a big deal, apparently. While appearing at the Vienna mall to sign autographs, people started throwing trash at her. The story goes on, but do you really need to know more?

Everyone from Justin Timberlake to a previous assistant, is telling Britney Spears that she needs to stop drinking. How about she needs to stop leaving her house, except to buy diapers and milk, and start staying home with her two babies. By the way, is there actually any proof that the last one even exists? I believe I’ve asked before, but I still haven’t seen any hard evidence.