Like I said the other day, it’ s Hollywood and the tides change quickly, this time by Britney Spears as she shaved off all of her hair. I’m not kidding! It’s gone. She’s bald. She sort of looks like a cross between Demi Moore from G.I. Jane, and Sinead O’Connor — except for the cellulite on the side. Britney Spears has cellulite on her head. I said it. Kinda nasty.
The two theories on Britney’s reasoning are that she was tired of people “touching her” and that she had massively damaged hair. Either way, it’s a pretty drastic move.
After shaving her head, Britney got two new tattoos — something on her hip and a pair of red and pink lips on her wrist (I’m thinking to cover up the pink dice she got with soon to be ex-husband, expert rapper K-Fed). The fact that she did not get a tattoo on her head shows that perhaps she has one little corner of her brain with some common sense in it. Although head tattoos are pretty cool, the fact that she didn’t get one indicates that she most likely will grow back her hair.
My theory…she’s a 25 year old newly single mom, with tons of money but not too many smarts. This is basically her giving the world the bird.
Oh, and she’s crazy.