Archives » March 2007

  • R.I.P. Computer

    So it looks like my computer has bought the farm and is no longer with us. There are some sales going on around me, so hopefully I can find something this weekend. I must admit, I feel very lost without it. How sad is that?

    Keep your fingers crossed that I’ll be up and running again [...]

    Friday 30th March 2007 - 12:14:22 PM | Comment

  • Computer In Rehab

    So apparently my home computer needed to get its life in order. It decided to crash last night, and now needs to go to rehab. He’ll probably take the bed left vacant by Britney Spears. Anyway, I’m doing my best to get things up and running again (I’m writing this from my computer at my [...]

    Tuesday 27th March 2007 - 9:35:15 AM | Comment (1)

  • Why Celebrity Feuds Transfix Us

    I find it interesting that the clips of the Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell brawl seem to be getting more air play than the scuffles between the Democratic candidates for president.

    What does Hillary have to say that can surpass Isaiah Washington’s comments about Patrick Dempsey and T.R. Knight? If Mayor Giuliani can learn to drop [...]

    Monday 26th March 2007 - 4:42:14 PM | Comment

  • Cameron Diaz Has Ying-Yang Beauty.

    Actress Cameron Diaz is what they call “scary pretty.” She is a living, breathing testament to the plain and simple fact that there’s a paper-thin line between gorgeous and hideous. With her high cheekbones, prominent mouth and a nose that must have once belonged to a prizefighter in another life, this woman can walk with [...]

    Friday 23rd March 2007 - 7:17:35 PM | Comment

  • Betcha’ Didn’t Know…..Vol. 6. Interesting Facts.

    Ok, first thing’s first. My sister had her baby today. A boy. I’m VERY happy and excited to meet the little guy when I go to Oregon next month.

    Today’s interesting facts are brought to you by my new friend Rhobby. A very funny man, full of random information and hilarious ideas. I free myself of [...]

    Thursday 22nd March 2007 - 7:44:04 PM | Comment

  • Lindsay Lohan — Says No To Still Drinking Booze, Yes To Still Being An Exhibitionist

    Our favorite red headed Hollywood drunk has been seen out and about lately, partying like a rock star. Exactly what a person should be doing right out of rehab, don’t you think? Although Lindsay Lohan has not recently been photographed with booze in her hand, she has taken up chain smoking and a nice addiction [...]

    Tuesday 20th March 2007 - 1:23:51 PM | Comment

  • Donald Trump Hates George Bush.

    I saw Donald Trump in San Francisco on Sunday, at the Real Estate and Wealth Expo, put on by the Learning Annex. He’s actually quite entertaining in person. Has a potty mouth too. Which was just fine by me.

    I learned a lot. Including that Donald Trump is one ugly dude. He also likes children [...]

    Monday 19th March 2007 - 7:31:47 PM | Comment

  • Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

    For most Americans, St. Patrick’s Day is an excuse to get trashed. As if we really needed another excuse…can we say “Super Bowl Sunday”? But for the Irish, St. Patrick’s Day actually means something – with customs and traditions, recipes and crafts, and of course history.

    In honor of this GREEN day, I give you quotes [...]

    Saturday 17th March 2007 - 9:42:32 AM | Comment (1)

  • Angelina Jolie Is Copying My Step-Dad! But In A Good Way.

    Angelina Jolie has adopted another child; this time a 3-year-old boy from Vietnam. Although his birth name is Pham Quang Sang, Angelina has changed it to Pax Thien Jolie—“Pax” is Latin for “peace” and “Thien” means “sky” in Vietnamese.

    Video Clip

    As wonderful as I think it is that Angelina Jolie has the ability to extend her [...]

    Friday 16th March 2007 - 6:46:20 AM | Comment

  • I Want To Eat Eight Apples And Bananas!

    After you read this, I’m sure you’ll agree that the expression “going bananas” comes from the effects bananas have on the brain.

    Bananas contain three natural sugars – sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

    Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for [...]

    Thursday 15th March 2007 - 7:05:38 AM | Comments (10)

  • Betcha’ Didn’t Know…..Vol. 5. Free Trivia.

    10 Questions. 10 Answers. Sports Edition. You know the rules: scroll down for the answers and no cheating!

    1. Name the 2 days of the year in which there are no professional sports games.

    2. Who holds the baseball major league record for home runs in a career?

    3. What former NHL star has 9 MVP awards?

    4. Which [...]

    Wednesday 14th March 2007 - 4:00:55 PM | Comment

  • Congrats To Tori Spelling

    Tori Spelling gave birth to a boy earlier today (Tuesday). Congratulations Donna Martin!

    Hollywood Grind

    My sister’s baby was due on Sunday (the 11th), but it has yet to make an appearance. I’m so excited about being an auntie! I won’t get to the see the baby in person until next month, but thank goodness for digital [...]

    Tuesday 13th March 2007 - 8:01:12 PM | Comment

  • Here’s Hoping Heather Mills’ Leg Flies Off!

    The celebrity ballroom dancing competition show, Dancing With The Stars, is back next Monday, March 19th, on ABC (check local listings).

    The “stars” this go round are:

    ** Joey Fatone of boy band N’Sync fame

    ** Billy Ray Cyrus and his achy breaky heart

    ** Female boxing champ Laila Ali

    ** Clyde Dexter the NBA great

    ** TV Personality Leeza Gibbons

    ** [...]

    Tuesday 13th March 2007 - 5:16:21 PM | Comment

  • Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 3

    DON’T FORGET TO SET YOUR CLOCKS AHEAD ONE HOUR SATURDAY NIGHT!! Daylight Savings time is three weeks early this year.

    The chaotic world of Hollywood seems to have slowed a bit since Britney Spears entered rehab (for the 3rd time in as many days) and Anna Nicole Smith was finally put into the ground.

    But fear not! [...]

    Friday 9th March 2007 - 2:41:46 PM | Comment

  • Help Women In Your Local Shelter

    Women need feminine hygiene products even if they have no place to live, or are living in a shelter.

    When was the last time you wondered if the women’s shelters in your state were getting enough feminine hygiene products to meet their needs?

    Fortunately, Seventh Generation, a green paper products and cleaning supplies company, actually thinks about [...]

    Friday 9th March 2007 - 10:41:48 AM | Comments (2)

  • Newt Gingrich Is A Hypocrite.

    When I saw the following headline, my immediate reaction was, “Well duh!”

    Gingrich had affair during Clinton probe

    In an interview with conservative Christians the other day, the former Speaker of The House admitted to cheating on his wife during the time he was leading the pack to oust President Clinton, who, in case you don’t remember, [...]

    Thursday 8th March 2007 - 6:58:59 PM | Comment (1)

  • Welcome To The Twilight Zone. Some Call It The Suburbs.

    I believe that if you can’t laugh at yourself, you can’t laugh at anything. Fortunately I find myself laughing at me often. Last night was no exception.

    Imagine if you will, a subdivision in the middle of basically nothing, where all the houses look the same. There is no on street parking, but one particular BMW [...]

    Wednesday 7th March 2007 - 11:02:31 PM | Comment

  • Top 10 Reasons God Made Eve

    10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the garden and he wouldn’t ask for directions.

    9. God knew that, someday, Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don’t want to see what’s ON TV, they want to see what ELSE is on.)

    8. God knew [...]

    Tuesday 6th March 2007 - 7:25:58 AM | Comment

  • Anna Nicole Smith Has Been Laid To Rest…

    ...but certainly not in peace.

    The Comfort and Sweetness of Peace
    After the clouds, the sunshine,
    after the winter, the spring,
    after the shower, the rainbow,
    for life is a changeable thing.
    After the night, the morning,
    bidding all darkness cease,
    after life’s cares and sorrows,
    the comfort and sweetness of peace.
    Helen Steiner Rice

    Speak Low
    Time is so old and love so brief,
    Love is pure [...]

    Friday 2nd March 2007 - 2:24:30 PM | Comment (1)

  • Anna Nicole Smith To Be Buried Today

    Anna Nicole Smith’s body has been transported to the Bahamas for her burial today. Although she will finally be in the ground (I wonder how nasty her corpse is), she will still not be resting in peace.

    The battle continues. According to the news blurb I just heard, Daniel’s biological father is now in the mix. [...]

    Friday 2nd March 2007 - 6:48:02 AM | Comment (1)