Here are a couple of interesting quotes from Mike Huckabee this week:

“I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the
Constitution. But I believe its a lot easier to change the Constitution
than it would be to change the word of the living God. And thats what we need to do is amend the Constitution so its in Gods standards rather than trying to change Gods standards so it lines up with some
contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the
family.”

OK….I get it… He wants to change the most historic document in
American history. OK I guess, if that’s really how he feels.

“Well, I don’t think thats a radical view to say we’re going to affirm
marriage. I think the radical view is to say that we’re going to change
the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal. Again, once we change the definition, the door is open to change it again. I think the radical position is to make a change in whats been historic.”

Oh…wait a minute…Huckabee does NOT want to change what’s been
historic? But I thought he just said he DID want to change what’s been
historic… Now I’m all confused! Huckabee is giving me a headache – I
just can’t keep up! Somebody get me some aspirin and a bottle of
Absolut… I need to go lie down. I feel like I might just have to
upchuckabee.

Scary part? There are Americans who take this right wing bigot SERIOUSLY! Yet Americans think of Middle Eastern folks as being dangerous religious fundamentalists and radicals.

Forget the aspirin…. I think I need a couple Oxycontin.