Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 3



Friday 9th March 2007 - 2:41:46 PM

DON’T FORGET TO SET YOUR CLOCKS AHEAD ONE HOUR SATURDAY NIGHT!! Daylight Savings time is three weeks early this year.

The chaotic world of Hollywood seems to have slowed a bit since Britney Spears entered rehab (for the 3rd time in as many days) and Anna Nicole Smith was finally put into the ground.

But fear not! There is still stuff going on.

Speaking of Anna Nicole…her cause of death has yet to be revealed and will be delayed longer because “new evidence” has come to light. According to Anna’s bodyguard, Big Moe, Howard K. Stern was acting suspicious around the time of Anna’s death. Gee, could that be because Howard K. Snake had something to do with it? And don’t forget about Daniel’s death. I know the snake was involved with that too. Heads up Howard! Your sky is going to fall!

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Salma Hayek is pregnant. Man, her boobs are gonna get huge. Won’t it be great to watch? I wish her all the best.

salma hayek pregnant

Madonna is apparently no better a mother than Britney Spears. Now, I realize that the Material Girl lives in England, but I’m sure they have car seats over there. Also like Britney, Madonna and Guy Ritchie seem to have poor taste in nannies they can trust. Melissa Dumas, the ex-nanny to the superstar couple, is shopping around a tell-all book. This Melissa person must not be too smart if she’s knowingly pissing off Madonna. That’s one woman whose bad side I wouldn’t ever want to be on.

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Prison Break actor, Lane Garrison has been charged with vehicular manslaughter, stemming from a car crash that resulted in the death of a 17-year-old boy and the serious injury of two girls. The 26-year-old actor was also charged with giving alcohol to a minor and driving under the influence, and could face six years or more in prison if convicted on all charges.

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Someone reported somewhere that actress Winona Ryder was found dead of an apparent heart attack due to taking more than two dozen sleeping pills. But it’s not true. WINONA RYDER IS ALIVE.

winona ryder alive

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