Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 4

So, I’ve already covered Scary Spice’s spawn, Donald Trump’s do, and Howard K. versus DNA. And now for more…

- Britney Spears is out and about wearing hats with wigs underneath. Or attached. I’m going with attached. How much you want to bet she has one of those baseball caps with a mullet? Personally, I think she should rock the bald head. She should be proud of her mistakes and wear them like a badge of honor. No one has ever achieved greatness without great failure.

- Halle Berry has received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Once upon a time I thought such an event was newsworthy, but since a star is bought and not exactly earned, I don’t really care anymore. But congrats to hot-body Halle Berry anyway.

- Living corpse Keith Richards has admitted to snorting his father. Yes, snorting his father. According to the geriatric Rolling Stone, he laced some cocaine with his dead father’s ashes, “He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared,” Richards said. “… It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.” I think he’s using “alive” a bit loosely, don’t you?

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2. Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 3
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