I’ll Take A Water With Lemon Please!

I’m always getting on my boyfriend about how he needs to drink more water. I’m sure you can relate in one way or another.Maybe I’ll print out this list and put it on the fridge so I can point to it the next time he (or I) want Coke instead of water. WATER #1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (This likely applies to half the world population). #2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger. #3....  Read More »

From The Mind Of Mighty Mo – The Anna Nicole Smith Drama

My friend Mighty Mo has taken it upon herself (much to my pleasure) to be my personal reporter on the Anna Nicole Smith Drama. She’s turning into quite an expert on the subject. Here are her latest reports. And be sure to read a comment she left on my last Anna Nicole post HERE. In response to: Stern Will Not Fight for Custody If Birkhead’s the Dad - Howard “giving up” custody fight… It’s all a ploy. When has he EVER given...  Read More »

CBS Says Imus Off The Airwaves.

Earlier today, Leslie Moonves, CBS’s President and CEO, announced the decision to fire shock-jock Don Imus. “There has been much discussion of the effect language like this has on our young people, particularly young women of color trying to make their way in this society,” he said, “That consideration has weighed most heavily on our minds as we made our decision.” So a man has lost his job, an accomplished women’s college...  Read More »

Watch Out! They Reproduce Too!

Ever get the feeling there are some really dumb people in this world? Well, there are. Caution… They Walk Among Us! *Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home. You want it, you take it.” For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal....  Read More »

Don Imus. “Imus” Change The Station.

UPDATE: MSNBC has decided to drop its simulcast of Imus in the Morning. This decision will not affect his nationally syndicated show, which is controlled by CBS Corp. So I guess some side won, but I’m not really sure which one. Original post… Proctor & Gamble and Staples have pulled their advertising from the Don Imus radio show. The Rutger’s Women’s Basketball Team held a press conference and is going to meet with the radio host. Tons of...  Read More »

The Anna Nicole Smith Drama – File This One Under DUH!

If you haven’t already heard, today Larry Birkhead was revealed as the biological father of the late Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn. A fact that has pretty much always been known to be true, but now it’s official. It was announced Monday that Howard K. Stern would not fight for custody if Larry Birkhead turned out to be the baby’s biological father. It may look like a gesture of good will, but my theory is that Howard K. decided...  Read More »

Why It’s Good To Be A Woman

As if it weren’t obvious enough, right? Ha. Ha. *We got off the Titanic first. *We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. *Taxis stop for us. *We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing. *No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. *We don’t have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. *If we forget to shave, no one has to know. *We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear...  Read More »