Archives » May 2007
Exploding Water Heaters Suck!
My goodness it’s been a crazy week for me. As I mentioned on Tuesday, the water heater at my office blew up. The blast was so strong, a part of the water heater flew through a wall. Now the office is being ripped up, from the carpeting to the baseboards, and beyond. Quite a mess, [...]
Lindsay And Britney - Two Peas In A Rehab Pod.
By now, I’m sure you’ve heard that Lindsay Lohan was photographed passed out in the front seat of her friend’s car (just two days after her DUI arrest, mind you), and that Britney Spears wrote a letter to her fans claiming that she hit rock bottom in rehab. The same rehab facility that Lindsay is [...]
Not A Normal Tuesday.
Ever have one of those days when the universe throws you a curve ball and you’re not quite sure how to handle it? Today is one of those days.
It started off okay – I woke early and straightened my hair (something I haven’t done in a while), took a nice shower, and put on a [...]
Memorial Day Is More Than Just A Paid Day Off.
It’s the day to honor the thousands of men and women who have lost their lives in the name of American Freedom.
If you know me at all, you know that I do not support the current war in Iraq, but I DO SUPPORT THE TROOPS. The soldiers of our armed forces have some of the [...]
Lindsay Lohan ARRESTED!!
YES!! It was just a matter of time, really.
In the wee hours of Saturday morning, Lindsay Lohan managed to jump a curb and crash her Mercedes into some trees. She had two other “adults” in the car with her, who were not hurt, but Lindsay was taken to Cedars Sinai, where she was treated for [...]
Lindsay Lohan Is A Normal 20-Year-Old. And Britney Spears Is Just Whacked.
Did I really just say that? Lindsay Lohan is normal? Let’s review:
*she can’t handle her liquor
*she follows boys around to see what they’re up to
*she’s an idiot
Yup, that sounds like a normal 20-year-old girl to me. It certainly describes me at 20. And I bet it describes you. And if it doesn’t, you’re lying.
The Gossip [...]
Did You Hear The One About The Gay Flamingos And Their Adopted Chick?
Okay, so this story doesn’t quite fall into the crazy animal story category. It’s more of an endearing tale of two birds in love—two gay flamingos in Slimbridge, England, to be exact.
After six years as a couple, the duo has been given the opportunity to be parents to an abandoned baby flamingo.
Fernando and Carlos have [...]
AACS Encryption Key For HD DVDs and Blu-ray Discs Published. Digg Users Revolt.
On December 26, 2006 a utility called BackupHDDVD was published, along with its source code, on Doom9.org’s DVD decryption forum, by a person using the name muslix64. The publication of this code made it possible to decrypt AACS (Advanced Access Content System) protected content. Muslix64 claimed that the title and volume keys were easily found [...]
I’ll Take Butter With My Bread Please!
About a month ago, I did a post on Coke vs. Water. Now it’s time for Butter vs. Margarine.
Here’s a scary thought…
Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure [...]
Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 7
I’m going to do something a bit different for this Hollywood Gossip Round Up. I’ve recently linked to a bunch of other great sites, so I thought I’d take this chance to introduce them to you. So click on the blue words and give them some love, but don’t you dare forget about me!
I’m still [...]
Road Rage. Look Out! It’s Everywhere!
Congratulations Miami! For the second year in a row, you’ve been named the city with the most road rage; with New York and Boston coming in a close second and third, respectively.
This prestigious title is courtesy of the Connecticut-based AutoVantage, an automobile membership club offering roadside assistance and travel services.
“You don’t want to know what [...]
Hey Paris Hilton! Would You Like Some Cheese To Go With Your Whine?
According to Paris Hilton’s “people,” she is so devastated by her upcoming jail sentence, she simply can’t testify in the civil trial against her. She’s just too distraught.
Well boo-friggin’-hoo Paris! Is that the world’s smallest violin I hear?
I’m sorry that you’ve been convicted of a crime you committed. I am sorry that you have so [...]
Betcha’ Didn’t Know…..Vol. 7. Free Trivia.
Another Sports Edition. This time, 8 Questions, 8 Answers. Just a little something to get your week going.
1. Name the 2 days of the year in which there are no professional sports games.
2. Who holds the baseball major league record for home runs in a career?
3. Who hit a 45 ft putt to clinch victory [...]
Happy Mother’s Day!
I am not a mother myself, but my mom is. So are my sister, and a bunch of my friends.
Mother’s Day was never a huge holiday in my house growing up. Usually my mother just wanted me and my sister to leave her alone for the day. Now I just call her, which is fine [...]
Did You Hear The One About The Cows With Too Many Body Parts?
Ok, so I seriously don’t know what’s going on anymore. Is it just me, or are farm animals getting freaky? I found it amusing in the beginning, but now it’s just weirding me out. First there was the calf born with two faces, who sadly died. Then there was the baby chick with four legs.
Now [...]
Can A Hearse Carrying A Corpse Drive In The Carpool Lane?
The next time you’re at a party, and the conversation stalls, getting it going again with one of these questions. Or ponder them when you’re stuck in traffic. Or on the can.
*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
*Why do you have to “put your two [...]
OJ Simpson Gets The Boot!
Once upon a time, a guilty man got away with murder. Then he said he would spend his days searching for the real killer. First his search took him to the golf courses. Now his search has led him to the Kentucky Derby, where last Friday, OJ Simpson was asked to leave an upscale steakhouse [...]
Celebrity Sedu Hairstyles…Sedu Like Celebrities Do.
My hair is naturally curly. And like many other women with curly hair, I’ve always wanted it to be straight.
A friend a mine gave me a flat iron several years ago, in hopes that I would tame my mane, but it quickly became evident that I needed a lot more help than an iron from [...]
Supermarket Smells - Joke
Have you ever been picking out fresh broccoli at your local grocery store when you hear the crackle the warns of the mister and you think you have enough time to grab your little green bunch but then the water starts and gets your hand wet? No? Hmm, I must be the only one. I [...]
Yes!! Paris Hilton Is Going To Jail!
I shall always remember this day as the day that Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation.
TMZ.com reports…
Judge Michael T. Sauer handed down the harsh sentence, telling Paris she will not be allowed work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She [...]
