Exploding Water Heaters Suck!

My goodness it’s been a crazy week for me. As I mentioned on Tuesday, the water heater at my office blew up. The blast was so strong, a part of the water heater flew through a wall. Now the office is being ripped up, from the carpeting to the baseboards, and beyond. Quite a mess, I must say. While the repairs are being done, we’re hunkering down at our other office. A MUCH smaller office, where we have to share desks and there is only one toilet....  Read More »

Lindsay And Britney – Two Peas In A Rehab Pod.

By now, I’m sure you’ve heard that Lindsay Lohan was photographed passed out in the front seat of her friend’s car (just two days after her DUI arrest, mind you), and that Britney Spears wrote a letter to her fans claiming that she hit rock bottom in rehab. The same rehab facility that Lindsay is rumored to have entered today, by the way. Honestly, I don’t even know what to say anymore. I’m disgusted by the fact that these girls’ parents aren’t...  Read More »

Not A Normal Tuesday.

Ever have one of those days when the universe throws you a curve ball and you’re not quite sure how to handle it? Today is one of those days. It started off okay – I woke early and straightened my hair (something I haven’t done in a while), took a nice shower, and put on a brand new outfit. I left my house at the normal time and had an average drive to work. And that’s pretty much where the humdrum ends. I arrived at the office and used my key card...  Read More »

Memorial Day Is More Than Just A Paid Day Off.

It’s the day to honor the thousands of men and women who have lost their lives in the name of American Freedom. If you know me at all, you know that I do not support the current war in Iraq, but I DO SUPPORT THE TROOPS. The soldiers of our armed forces have some of the hardest jobs there are. I cannot imagine having to leave me family for extended periods of time, never knowing if I would make it home in one piece, if at all. My father was in the Marines,...  Read More »

Lindsay Lohan ARRESTED!!

YES!! It was just a matter of time, really. In the wee hours of Saturday morning, Lindsay Lohan managed to jump a curb and crash her Mercedes into some trees. She had two other “adults” in the car with her, who were not hurt, but Lindsay was taken to Cedars Sinai, where she was treated for minor injuries. And arrested for DUI. Of course, the best part of all this (since getting a DUI in Hollywood is practically a right of passage)….cocaine was found in...  Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Is A Normal 20-Year-Old. And Britney Spears Is Just Whacked.

Did I really just say that? Lindsay Lohan is normal? Let’s review: *she can’t handle her liquor *she follows boys around to see what they’re up to *she’s an idiot Yup, that sounds like a normal 20-year-old girl to me. It certainly describes me at 20. And I bet it describes you. And if it doesn’t, you’re lying. The Gossip Girls (who are awesome, by the way) have more to say on Lindsay’s latest immature stunt. Calum Best...  Read More »

Did You Hear The One About The Gay Flamingos And Their Adopted Chick?

Okay, so this story doesn’t quite fall into the crazy animal story category. It’s more of an endearing tale of two birds in love — two gay flamingos in Slimbridge, England, to be exact. After six years as a couple, the duo has been given the opportunity to be parents to an abandoned baby flamingo. Fernando and Carlos have wanted a baby for so long; they’ve even tried chasing fellow flamingos at the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust (WWT) from their nests...  Read More »