About a month ago, I did a post on Coke vs. Water. Now it’s time for Butter vs. Margarine. Here’s a scary thought… Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring...  Read More »

Congratulations Miami! For the second year in a row, you’ve been named the city with the most road rage; with New York and Boston coming in a close second and third, respectively. This prestigious title is courtesy of the Connecticut-based AutoVantage, an automobile membership club offering roadside assistance and travel services. “You don’t want to know what I’ve seen,” says Erik Pinto of South Miami, “I’ve seen everything. I’m...  Read More »

According to Paris Hilton’s “people,” she is so devastated by her upcoming jail sentence, she simply can’t testify in the civil trial against her. She’s just too distraught. Well boo-friggin’-hoo Paris! Is that the world’s smallest violin I hear? I’m sorry that you’ve been convicted of a crime you committed. I am sorry that you have so much money you can have “people” talk about how traumatized...  Read More »

Another Sports Edition. This time, 8 Questions, 8 Answers. Just a little something to get your week going. 1. Name the 2 days of the year in which there are no professional sports games. 2. Who holds the baseball major league record for home runs in a career? 3. Who hit a 45 ft putt to clinch victory for the Americans in the 1999 Ryder Cup? 4. What year was the first British Open played? 5. Which golfer is nicknamed the ‘Great White Shark’? 6. Who were...  Read More »

I am not a mother myself, but my mom is. So are my sister, and a bunch of my friends. Mother’s Day was never a huge holiday in my house growing up. Usually my mother just wanted me and my sister to leave her alone for the day. Now I just call her, which is fine by her. This year is my sister’s first Mother’s Day, so I sent her a great gift from PajamaGram.com. She called me on Friday when she got it and sounded really thrilled. The pajamas, she said,...  Read More »

Ok, so I seriously don’t know what’s going on anymore. Is it just me, or are farm animals getting freaky? I found it amusing in the beginning, but now it’s just weirding me out. First there was the calf born with two faces, who sadly died. Then there was the baby chick with four legs. Now there is a cow with six legs, and another one with two noses. Don’t believe me? Picture proof… But the craziness doesn’t stop at the...  Read More »

The next time you’re at a party, and the conversation stalls, getting it going again with one of these questions. Or ponder them when you’re stuck in traffic. Or on the can. *How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? *Why do you have to “put your two cents in”… but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? *Once you’re...  Read More »