Once upon a time, a guilty man got away with murder. Then he said he would spend his days searching for the real killer. First his search took him to the golf courses. Now his search has led him to the Kentucky Derby, where last Friday, OJ Simpson was asked to leave an upscale steakhouse in Louisville, Kentucky. Jeff Ruby, the owner of the restaurant, said, “I didn’t want to serve him because of my convictions of what he’s done to those families...  Read More »

Have you ever been picking out fresh broccoli at your local grocery store when you hear the crackle that warns of the mister and you think you have enough time to grab your little green bunch but then the water starts and gets your hand gets wet? No? Hmm, I must be the only one. I don’t remember those mister things even existing when I was a child. Or maybe I was just never close enough to the vegetables to notice. Here’s a fun chuckle… The new Supermarket...  Read More »

I shall always remember this day as the day that Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. TMZ.com reports… Judge Michael T. Sauer handed down the harsh sentence, telling Paris she will not be allowed work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She must do the time! An emotional Paris, with tears welling up in her eyes, told the judge moments before the decision “I’m...  Read More »

Los Angeles prosecutors want Paris Hilton to spend 45 days in jail for violating her probation. I TOTALLY AGREE! They also want the “heiress” to wear an alcohol monitoring device (much like the one worn by Michelle Rodriguez) and stay away from booze for 90 days, while the ankle monitor will track her compliance. City prosecutors are also asking that Paris Hilton’s driver’s license be suspended for an another four months. I wonder what...  Read More »

So what should a twice divorced, mother of two, just out of rehab, tore-back pop star do to revive her career? Why, give a surprise concert in San Diego, California of course! (And by “surprise” I mean everyone knew about it days before.) But, this is Britney Spears, and where Britney goes, drama is soon to follow. This time, in the form of a motorcycle cop who pulled the star’s tour bus over for “disturbing traffic” on Interstate...  Read More »

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER Spring Classes for Men REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, May 7, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS, MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays – Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll – Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets...  Read More »