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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan [...]

I bet you thought this day would never come. Or perhaps you just wished it wouldn’t. But it has…

The Spice Girls are back!

Do you still want to be their lover? And be on top of the world?

How does it feel to be on top of the world
Now it’s for real, you’re on top of the [...]

I took some notes last night as I watched Paris Hilton spew forth verbal crap on Larry King Live.

*voice is deeper – her real voice – not her high-pitched “dumb” voice

*not wearing a lot of makeup, very natural looking

*simple hair and clothing

*fake eyelashes are annoying

*says she only lost a couple of pounds

*says all the “girls” [...]

Just a quick side note: I’m watching Paris Hilton on Larry King Live right now. She’s “breaking her silence.” All I’ll say about it right now is that her fake eyelashes are really annoying. More details later.

Paris Hilton was released from jail on Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan is extending her stay in rehab (and looks like [...]

Lately I’ve been talking with quite a few people who are interested in starting their own blog, for reasons of business and pleasure, and are looking for a business web site hosting company.

One of the first questions they ask me is where to get started. I always point them into the direction of 1&1 – [...]

Tom Sizemore’s 16 month prison sentence was cut in half today, giving him credit for time already served. No matter how long or short his stay in jail is, I hope it truly helps.

Tom Sizemore is a great actor who was brought down by the evils of methamphetamines, but he’s still young enough to make [...]

Paris the Heiress was released from jail shortly after midnight on Tuesday. She used a public restroom to change from her orange jumpsuit to a pair of jeans and a jacket before making her appearance. It’s being reported that she lost ten pounds while in the slammer (The only place I can think that she [...]

Superior Court Judge Cynthia Rayvis sentenced Tom Sizemore to 16 months in jail today, ruling that the drug-addicted actor had violated his probation from a previous drug case when methamphetamine was found in his car this past May 8th.

During sentencing, Judge Rayvis said that Sizemore “has been in every program, and here he is again,” [...]

Happy Monday! Here’s a great way to start the week…

I’m sure you’ve noticed the similarities between the President and his mother, but have you ever seen the proof look quite like this?

I do believe the original picture from which this was derived, is the following picture of his mother, Barbara Bush.

A side note: George W’s [...]

I had such a great time yesterday! I met some really great hilarious people, was witness to wonderful equal opportunity love, and even made it home with my very own rainbow feather boa. Not to mention all of the beautiful women I saw!

My friend and I met up with the rest of our group at [...]

Today I am off to San Francisco to enjoy the start of Gay Pride Parade weekend. Today is the Dyke March. The 15th annual. It should be a good time. There’s a gathering at Dolores Park at 3, then the Dykes on Bikes parade at 7. I mustn’t forget to bring a jacket. Dressing in [...]

I never noticed this when the Spice Girls were big in the 90s, but man, they were really BRIGHT. Neon almost.

They’re like the Fantana Girls on crack. Except there are only four Fantana Girls.

So who is odd-girl out? How about…..

Posh Spice a.k.a. Victoria Beckham. She looks more like the Honey Nut Cheerios Whore.

Did you hear? [...]

A representative for (Scary Spice) Melanie Brown has confirmed that DNA test results prove that Eddie Murphy is the father of Melanie’s baby girl, Angel Iris, born on June 3rd.

Is this the part where we all get to look at Eddie Murphy and say we told him so?

If you’re unfamiliar with this story, check out [...]

Ok, so she may not spell it the same way as I do, but Hillary Clinton is still a pretty cool Hilary. Although it’s really not that hard to be, with a name like Hilary. From the Latin word for “hilarium”, by the by. As in HILARIOUS, in case that one went over your head.

Anyway…

With [...]

I got this email the other day and thought that it went along very nicely with yesterday morning’s post, Celebrity Babies – They’re Everywhere!

Kids say the craziest things…

A personal note: When I was about two or three, my mom asked me where my please and thank yous were, and I answered with glee, “Somewhere in [...]

If Paris Hilton has to do 45 days for violating her DUI arrest probation, then Tom Sizemore should have to spend at least that much time behind bars for violating his drug arrest probation.

Tom Sizemore, 45, has been arrested several times before, for several things, including drugs and assault. I’m not just talking about pot [...]

As I mentioned on Monday, Julia Roberts had baby number three on June 18th, naming him Henry Daniel Moder.

Well she’s not the only one…

June 9: Keri Russell of Felicity fame and her husband Shane Deary named their boy River Russell Deary.

June 14: The King of Queens star Kevin James and his model wife Steffiana De [...]

About a month ago, I warned you Road Rage. Look Out! It’s Everywhere!

Well now, even the Pope has gotten in on the act, releasing the “Drivers’ Ten Commandments,” as part of the “Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road.”

Not only does the document list the new commandments, but is also warns against using cars [...]

When you rearrange the letters…

A DECIMAL POINT becomes IM A DOT IN PLACE

ANIMOSITY becomes IS NO AMITY

ASTRONOMER becomes MOON STARER

DESPERATION becomes A ROPE ENDS IT

DORMITORY becomes DIRTY ROOM

ELECTION RESULTS becomes LIES - LET’S RECOUNT

ELEVEN PLUS TWO becomes TWELVE PLUS ONE

GEORGE BUSH becomes HE BUGS GORE

MOTHER-IN-LAW becomes WOMAN HITLER

PRESBYTERIAN becomes BEST IN PRAYER

SLOT MACHINES becomes CASH [...]

Who hates Mondays? I Do! I Do! Pond Racket

The pregnancy rumors are swarming around Nicole Richie. Is she or isn’t she? All I can say is that if she is, she better gain a ton of weight. The Hollywood Gossip

Someone who definitely isn’t pregnant (anymore) is Julia Roberts, who gave birth to a baby boy [...]