In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, “You want chocolate with that?” And Man said, “Yes!” and Woman said, “And as long as you’re...  Read More »

I took some notes last night as I watched Paris Hilton spew forth verbal crap on Larry King Live. *voice is deeper – her real voice – not her high-pitched “dumb” voice *not wearing a lot of makeup, very natural looking *simple hair and clothing *fake eyelashes are annoying *says she only lost a couple of pounds *says all the “girls” there were really nice *admits to having a high voice when she’s nervous or shy, and says she doesn’t like it *says...  Read More »

Tom Sizemore’s 16 month prison sentence was cut in half today, giving him credit for time already served. No matter how long or short his stay in jail is, I hope it truly helps. Tom Sizemore is a great actor who was brought down by the evils of methamphetamines, but he’s still young enough to make a complete change and rise to the ranks of stardom once again. Fun facts about Tom Sizemore: He attended an all-boy Catholic high school filled with...  Read More »

Paris the Heiress was released from jail shortly after midnight on Tuesday. She used a public restroom to change from her orange jumpsuit to a pair of jeans and a jacket before making her appearance. It’s being reported that she lost ten pounds while in the slammer (The only place I can think that she could afford losing ten pounds is her ego!). Paris Hilton looked genuinely happy as she made her way to the SUV carrying her parents. While behind bars,...  Read More »

Superior Court Judge Cynthia Rayvis sentenced Tom Sizemore to 16 months in jail today, ruling that the drug-addicted actor had violated his probation from a previous drug case when methamphetamine was found in his car this past May 8th. During sentencing, Judge Rayvis said that Sizemore “has been in every program, and here he is again,” and that he has “abused the privilege of probation” and “needs to be in a lockdown setting,” and recommended that...  Read More »

Happy Monday! Here’s a great way to start the week… I’m sure you’ve noticed the similarities between the President and his mother, but have you ever seen the proof look quite like this? I do believe the original picture from which this was derived, is the following picture of his mother, Barbara Bush. A side note: George W’s mother is commonly referred to as Mrs. Barbara Bush, since his daughter’s name is also Barbara Bush. Some...  Read More »

I had such a great time yesterday! I met some really great hilarious people, was witness to wonderful equal opportunity love, and even made it home with my very own rainbow feather boa. Not to mention all of the beautiful women I saw! My friend and I met up with the rest of our group at a cute little restaurant called Savor, at 24th and Sanchez. We sat outside in a courtyard setting, surrounded by little shops. I had an excellent garlic chicken crepe with pesto,...  Read More »