In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, “You want chocolate with that?” And Man said, “Yes!” and Woman said, “And as long as...  Read More »

I bet you thought this day would never come. Or perhaps you just wished it wouldn’t. But it has… The Spice Girls are back! Do you still want to be their lover? And be on top of the world? How does it feel to be on top of the world Now it’s for real, you’re on top of the world You’re the top of the world Looking like it’s gonna happen Knowing that the time is right With pride on our side and passion We’ve got the glory...  Read More »

I took some notes last night as I watched Paris Hilton spew forth verbal crap on Larry King Live. *voice is deeper – her real voice – not her high-pitched “dumb” voice *not wearing a lot of makeup, very natural looking *simple hair and clothing *fake eyelashes are annoying *says she only lost a couple of pounds *says all the “girls” there were really nice *admits to having a high voice when she’s nervous or shy, and says she doesn’t like it *says...  Read More »

Just a quick side note: I’m watching Paris Hilton on Larry King Live right now. She’s “breaking her silence.” All I’ll say about it right now is that her fake eyelashes are really annoying. More details later. Paris Hilton was released from jail on Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan is extending her stay in rehab (and looks like she’s gained some healthy weight), and Britney Spears is still avoiding getting her @@@@ together. With that...  Read More »

Lately I’ve been talking with quite a few people who are interested in starting their own blog, for reasons of business and pleasure, and are looking for a business web site hosting company. One of the first questions they ask me is where to get started. I always point them into the direction of 1&1 – the #1 business web site hosting place in the world. It’s where I started. I pay just $2.99 a month and receive all 1&1 business web site hosting...  Read More »

Tom Sizemore’s 16 month prison sentence was cut in half today, giving him credit for time already served. No matter how long or short his stay in jail is, I hope it truly helps. Tom Sizemore is a great actor who was brought down by the evils of methamphetamines, but he’s still young enough to make a complete change and rise to the ranks of stardom once again. Fun facts about Tom Sizemore: He attended an all-boy Catholic high school filled with...  Read More »

Paris the Heiress was released from jail shortly after midnight on Tuesday. She used a public restroom to change from her orange jumpsuit to a pair of jeans and a jacket before making her appearance. It’s being reported that she lost ten pounds while in the slammer (The only place I can think that she could afford losing ten pounds is her ego!). Paris Hilton looked genuinely happy as she made her way to the SUV carrying her parents. While behind bars,...  Read More »

Superior Court Judge Cynthia Rayvis sentenced Tom Sizemore to 16 months in jail today, ruling that the drug-addicted actor had violated his probation from a previous drug case when methamphetamine was found in his car this past May 8th. During sentencing, Judge Rayvis said that Sizemore “has been in every program, and here he is again,” and that he has “abused the privilege of probation” and “needs to be in a lockdown setting,” and recommended...  Read More »

Happy Monday! Here’s a great way to start the week… I’m sure you’ve noticed the similarities between the President and his mother, but have you ever seen the proof look quite like this? I do believe the original picture from which this was derived, is the following picture of his mother, Barbara Bush. A side note: George W’s mother is commonly referred to as Mrs. Barbara Bush, since his daughter’s name is also Barbara Bush. Some...  Read More »

I had such a great time yesterday! I met some really great hilarious people, was witness to wonderful equal opportunity love, and even made it home with my very own rainbow feather boa. Not to mention all of the beautiful women I saw! My friend and I met up with the rest of our group at a cute little restaurant called Savor, at 24th and Sanchez. We sat outside in a courtyard setting, surrounded by little shops. I had an excellent garlic chicken crepe with...  Read More »

Today I am off to San Francisco to enjoy the start of Gay Pride Parade weekend. Today is the Dyke March. The 15th annual. It should be a good time. There’s a gathering at Dolores Park at 3, then the Dykes on Bikes parade at 7. I mustn’t forget to bring a jacket. Dressing in layers is the only way to go when traveling to San Francisco. Last year I went on Sunday, which is when the actual San Francisco Gay Pride Parade is. I went to San Francisco...  Read More »

I never noticed this when the Spice Girls were big in the 90s, but man, they were really BRIGHT. Neon almost. They’re like the Fantana Girls on crack. Except there are only four Fantana Girls. So who is odd-girl out? How about….. Posh Spice a.k.a. Victoria Beckham. She looks more like the Honey Nut Cheerios Whore. Did you hear? A Spice Girls Reunion is being planned! Tell me what you want, what you really really want… And Scary Spice had...  Read More »

A representative for (Scary Spice) Melanie Brown has confirmed that DNA test results prove that Eddie Murphy is the father of Melanie’s baby girl, Angel Iris, born on June 3rd. Is this the part where we all get to look at Eddie Murphy and say we told him so? If you’re unfamiliar with this story, check out these posts… Attention Melanie Brown! Eddie Murphy Says He’s Not Your Baby’s Daddy! Attention Eddie Murphy! Melanie Brown Says You...  Read More »

Ok, so she may not spell it the same way as I do, but Hillary Clinton is still a pretty cool Hilary. Although it’s really not that hard to be, with a name like Hilary. From the Latin word for “hilarium”, by the by. As in HILARIOUS, in case that one went over your head. Anyway… With Hillary’s bid for the White House, the Clintons are once again in the spotlight, and could very well be for years to come. The couple went through a...  Read More »

I got this email the other day and thought that it went along very nicely with yesterday morning’s post, Celebrity Babies – They’re Everywhere! Kids say the craziest things… A personal note: When I was about two or three, my mom asked me where my please and thank yous were, and I answered with glee, “Somewhere in Oakland.” True fact. It’s even documented in my baby book. NUDITY I was driving with my three young children...  Read More »

If Paris Hilton has to do 45 days for violating her DUI arrest probation, then Tom Sizemore should have to spend at least that much time behind bars for violating his drug arrest probation. Tom Sizemore, 45, has been arrested several times before, for several things, including drugs and assault. I’m not just talking about pot and slapping people, either. The once brilliant actor is a junky and a tweeker, and very much addicted to meth, and likes to beat...  Read More »

As I mentioned on Monday, Julia Roberts had baby number three on June 18th, naming him Henry Daniel Moder. Well she’s not the only one… June 9: Keri Russell of Felicity fame and her husband Shane Deary named their boy River Russell Deary. June 14: The King of Queens star Kevin James and his model wife Steffiana De La Cruz welcomed their second daughter, naming her Shea Joelle James. June 18: Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren had a baby girl...  Read More »

About a month ago, I warned you Road Rage. Look Out! It’s Everywhere! Well now, even the Pope has gotten in on the act, releasing the “Drivers’ Ten Commandments,” as part of the “Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road.” Not only does the document list the new commandments, but is also warns against using cars as “an occasion for sin,” like when driving recklessly and picking up hookers. It’s sad that these rules have to be listed, and...  Read More »

When you rearrange the letters… A DECIMAL POINT becomes IM A DOT IN PLACE ANIMOSITY becomes IS NO AMITY ASTRONOMER becomes MOON STARER DESPERATION becomes A ROPE ENDS IT DORMITORY becomes DIRTY ROOM ELECTION RESULTS becomes LIES – LET’S RECOUNT ELEVEN PLUS TWO becomes TWELVE PLUS ONE GEORGE BUSH becomes HE BUGS GORE MOTHER-IN-LAW becomes WOMAN HITLER PRESBYTERIAN becomes BEST IN PRAYER SLOT MACHINES becomes CASH LOST IN ME SNOOZE ALARMS becomes...  Read More »

Who hates Mondays? I Do! I Do! Pond Racket The pregnancy rumors are swarming around Nicole Richie. Is she or isn’t she? All I can say is that if she is, she better gain a ton of weight. The Hollywood Gossip Someone who definitely isn’t pregnant (anymore) is Julia Roberts, who gave birth to a baby boy today, and named him Henry Daniel Moder. The Celebrity Blog The Olsen Twins are more legal than ever. The Gossip Girls And Britney Spears is still...  Read More »