Britney Spears Finally Gives Me What I Want.

I think this is going to be a good week. First, Paris Hilton found God, and now there’s finally some proof of the existence of Jayden James Federline.

I think there’s been one or two other pictures, but this one is by far the best; we can actually see his face.

Why, you may be asking, does a picture of Jayden James bring me such joy and giddiness? Well, like countess others I was dying to know what he looked like. The little guy has been under wraps pretty much since he was born.

Four months after Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s second son was born, celeb watchers are wondering why no pics of the tyke have been released…

“It’s the question we’ve all been asking,” one paparazzo who asked not to be named told The Scoop… “Now people are speculating that [Spears] is keeping him from the public because she’s hoping to sell exclusive pictures of him, and now, because no one has seen him, the price has gone up.” Why is Britney so camera-shy with Jayden? – msnbc

It’s that, or the poor kid’s got retractable green antennae in his head. Or maybe he has a tail.

Image Sources: Dlisted, Gone Hollywood

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