Just a quick side note: I’m watching Paris Hilton on Larry King Live right now. She’s “breaking her silence.” All I’ll say about it right now is that her fake eyelashes are really annoying. More details later.
Paris Hilton was released from jail on Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan is extending her stay in rehab (and looks like she’s gained some healthy weight), and Britney Spears is still avoiding getting her @@@@ together.
With that out of the way, let’s move on to some celebrities we don’t hear about every day…
Tiger Woods and his model wife Elin Nordegren introduced their new daughter, Sam Alexis, to the world by posting photos on Tiger’s website. TigerWoods.com
Emma Watson, 17, has pretty much admitted she parties like other Hollywood girls, but she just doesn’t get caught. Must be that superior British intelligence. Fatback and Collards
Rosie O’Donnell has been getting a lot of flack for posting a picture of her daughter, with a belt of bullets around her chest, on Rosie.com today. It doesn’t offend me. Does it bother you? I’m sure Rosie is just trying to make some sort of statement. Right Celebrity
US Magazine has put Suri Cruise on the cover of their “Hollywood Baby Album” clearly implying that they think she is the cutest Hollywood Baby. I completely disagree. She looks like a doll in some crazy science fiction horror movie. I’m waiting for the flames to come out of her eyes. But that’s just me. The Hollywood Gossip
I have no problem at all admitting that I’m more into celebrity gossip than is probably healthy, but if I were a “serious” journalist, I would have issues with covering Paris Hilton too. But I don’t know if I’d go as far as MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski. Celebrity Smack
To wrap things up, here’s the latest HILARIOUS “Landlord” video from Will Ferrell and his cute little side kick Pearl. The Daily Reel
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