When you rearrange the letters… A DECIMAL POINT becomes IM A DOT IN PLACE ANIMOSITY becomes IS NO AMITY ASTRONOMER becomes MOON STARER DESPERATION becomes A ROPE ENDS IT DORMITORY becomes DIRTY ROOM ELECTION RESULTS becomes LIES – LET’S RECOUNT ELEVEN PLUS TWO becomes TWELVE PLUS ONE GEORGE BUSH becomes HE BUGS GORE MOTHER-IN-LAW becomes WOMAN HITLER PRESBYTERIAN becomes BEST IN PRAYER SLOT MACHINES becomes CASH LOST IN ME SNOOZE ALARMS becomes...  Read More »

And he always will be. Until he meets and marries me, that is. “I love warm weather and summertime…What better way to enjoy it than at the beach, where few people wear shirts?” Um, how about enjoying it in my backyard totally naked. That works for me. The super yummy star and all his shirtless glory is beautifully displayed on this week’s People Magazine: I just had these ones lying around on my computer… A bachelor is a man...  Read More »

I don’t know about you, but I woke up this morning wondering what Paris Hilton was up to. Around 11:00 p.m. last night, she was transferred from the medical ward back to the all-women’s jail she started her sentence in over a week ago. Hilton, who was being treated for an unspecified medical condition at the Twin Towers jail medical center, was moved to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., at about 11 p.m. last night, department...  Read More »

I had a totally weird dream last night… It was a few years into the future, but I’m not sure how many. Britney Spears made her comeback and was actually successful at it. Her hair was shoulder length and a natural brown color. She was in shape, but not too skinny. Here’s the crazy part… While not in the public eye, Britney Spears had taken singing lessons, unbeknownst to pretty much everyone. And they were very helpful, apparently. She...  Read More »

Have you ever said to yourself “man, I could really use $57,000 right about now”? Well here’s your chance… Enter the Heinz Ketchup Top This TV Challenge today – you could win the money and go down in history. All you need is a video camera and a kick-ass idea. Full Details Remember this great one? Fun facts about Heinz Ketchup: The company was founded in 1869 by the German Henry John Heinz in Sharpsburg, Pennsylvania, United States The...  Read More »

I think this is going to be a good week. First, Paris Hilton found God, and now there’s finally some proof of the existence of Jayden James Federline. I think there’s been one or two other pictures, but this one is by far the best; we can actually see his face. Why, you may be asking, does a picture of Jayden James bring me such joy and giddiness? Well, like countess others I was dying to know what he looked like. The little guy has been under...  Read More »

Place your bets now. Here’s the latest update from the saga of our favorite Hollywood Heiress, Paris Hilton… *After throwing a fit when ordered back to jail last Friday, Paris has calmed down a bit and decided not to appeal. She will remain in jail and finish out her (original) 45 day sentence. *The mystery illness that helped release her last Thursday was apparently dehydration. Paris was refusing to eat or drink because she was afraid someone...  Read More »