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Today’s game is brought to you by Daily Free Games, and stars Lindsay Lohan. Poor Lindsay, she really needs to be cured!

Game on!

Lindsay Lohan has been very naughty and doesn’t have any intension of changing her ways. She needs to be shot…..with a syringe. [...]

I grew up in the Bay Area in the 1980s, so Bill Walsh is the first coach I think of when it comes to the San Francisco 49ers. He will be greatly missed.

Nicknamed “The Genius” for his creative schemes that became known as the West Coast offense, Walsh died at his Woodside home Monday morning [...]

It’s so sad that none of Britney Spears’ people noticed her obvious cries for help. Celebrity Mound

If they had, perhaps she wouldn’t be so whacked out now. Skinny Celebrities

Or twice divorced. OMG!

Lindsay Lohan says she’s not guilty of the charges pressed against her last week. Hey Lindsay, ‘d-nile’ isn’t just a river in Egypt! Saving [...]

HAPPY MONDAY! I had an awesome weekend hanging with my baby nephew, and really don’t want to get back to the daily grind. But, such is life. Here’s a little joke to help start off your week. I’ll be doing a Hollywood Gossip Round Up later this evening, so don’t forget to come back.

A [...]

I’m so darn excited! Going to see it tonight, of course. I even have a collectible Simpson’s Movie t-shirt to wear. A bit dorky, yes, but at least I’m not waiting in line for days to buy my ticket or dressing up in full Simpson’s regalia.

Don’t worry if you’re not seeing the movie tonight. You [...]

I remember when I first heard that Nicole Richie was driving the wrong way on a freeway ramp – my first thought was how I’ve turned the wrong way down one way streets, but never a freeway. How loaded do you have to be for that to happen?

From the folks at Daily Free Games [...]

Here’s a great joke that someone emailed to me years ago.

I bet you woke up this morning just aching for a bit of Anna Nicole Smith news. Well, you are in luck. Here, courtesy of my pal The Mighty Mo is her friend’s take on Anna Nicole’s real cause of death. After reading this, I had to agree, there’s something fishy going on…

All right, a [...]

Or should I say, the train wreck formally known as Britney Spears?

OK! Magazine is set to publish their embarrassing encounter with Britney Spears.

According to reports…..Britney has gone off the deep end…..

“Britney allegedly wanders around babbling like a baby—as in baby talk. Half the time her head can’t stay straight, lolling around on her neck like [...]

Lock her up!

While we were tucked nicely in our beds during the wee hours of this morning, Lindsay Lohan was driving the streets of Santa Monica chasing her (newly) ex-assistant’s mom.

This is how the story goes….

Lindsay’s assistant quits.

Lindsay gets wasted.

Lindsay takes someone’s SUV and chases her assistant’s mom.

The mom doesn’t know its Lindsay and calls [...]

You’re the next host of The Price Is Right!

Congratulations, Mr. Carey! You’ve got some mighty splendid shoes to fill.

I hope nothing else changes with The Price Is Right, now that there is a new host. I hope the sets and the models still look like throwbacks, and the games are still wacky.

You better not run [...]

After bravely battling cancer for over ten years, Tammy Faye Messner lost the fight this past Friday.

She had appeared on Larry King Live the night before, as a mere shell of her normal self, but seemed fairly upbeat for a woman in her condition.

“I believe when I leave this Earth because I love the Lord, [...]

I love anything pomegranate.

When I was a kid, my mom would make my sister and I eat our pomegranates on the back porch, wearing grubby clothes. It was the best. Every time I see a pomegranate, I think of my childhood summers.

Now that I am grown, I have merged my love for pomegranates with my [...]

Someone told me I was the bomb today. And you know what, she was right.

I mean, how else can you explain my FOUR nominations for Blogger’s Choice Awards?

And the nominations are…

You know you love me, so CLICK HERE AND VOTE NOW!!

It is my firm opinion that if someone does not vote, they have no right [...]

This has been a fairly exciting week, it seems. I was attacked by a dumpster on Monday, then took my first Kickboxing lesson on Tuesday, and today there was an armed robbery at a Chinese restaurant near my office.

Victoria Beckham’s “reality show” on NBC tanked. Good thing she has her boobs to keep her afloat. [...]

George Bush goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids to get a little P.R. time in. After his talk, he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

“Stanley,” responds the little boy.

“And what is your question, Stanley?”

“I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA invade [...]

Some sad news to report….

Oprah Winfrey’s two year old golden retriever, Gracie, has died. It’s being reported that the cause of death was choking.

I would simply die if something like that happened to my dog.

“Weeks have passed,” Winfrey says in the August issue of O, the Oprah Magazine. “And the pain has not subsided. Every [...]

So we thought the head shaving thing was as crazy as Britney Spears could get. But we were wrong.

Is it just me, or does she look totally whacked out and tore back?

And now it’s being reported that Britney and her mother Lynn got into a good ol’ fashion slap fight. Yes, I said slap fight.

Has [...]

Sure, they can send huge rocket ships into space, but can they spell?

Doesn’t look like it…

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. – NASA moved space shuttle Endeavour a step closer to liftoff without an essential part: the “u.”

The spacecraft arrived at the its launch pad at the Kennedy Space Center on Wednesday, and officials welcomed it with a [...]

Before I get started with my Hollywood Gossip Round Up, let me tell you a wonderful “Case of the Mondays” story, starring your’s truly.

Today I went to the dumpster at my office to throw away a bunch of crap. I opened the dumpster and noticed that a perfectly good archive box was in there. Oh [...]