Good Morning! Not quite ready to get to work? Neither am I! Today’s game is brought to you by Daily Free Games, and stars Lindsay Lohan. Poor Lindsay, she really needs to be cured! Game on! Lindsay Lohan has been very naughty and doesn’t have any intension of changing her ways. She needs to be shot…..with a syringe. But beware, give Lindsay the wrong shot and she’ll mutate. There are five levels you must pass to cure Lindsay Lohan completely. Each...  Read More »

I grew up in the Bay Area in the 1980s, so Bill Walsh is the first coach I think of when it comes to the San Francisco 49ers. He will be greatly missed. Nicknamed “The Genius” for his creative schemes that became known as the West Coast offense, Walsh died at his Woodside home Monday morning following a long battle with leukemia. He was 75. “He gave me the opportunity to come to a winner, San Francisco out of Mississippi Valley State University,”...  Read More »

It’s so sad that none of Britney Spears’ people noticed her obvious cries for help. Celebrity Mound If they had, perhaps she wouldn’t be so whacked out now. Skinny Celebrities Or twice divorced. OMG! Lindsay Lohan says she’s not guilty of the charges pressed against her last week. Hey Lindsay, ‘d-nile’ isn’t just a river in Egypt! Saving Face Lindsay’s personal life isn’t the only thing going down the drain. SiTV What’s Hot Nicole...  Read More »

HAPPY MONDAY! I had an awesome weekend hanging with my baby nephew, and really don’t want to get back to the daily grind. But, such is life. Here’s a little joke to help start off your week. I’ll be doing a Hollywood Gossip Round Up later this evening, so don’t forget to come back. A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee,...  Read More »

I’m so darn excited! Going to see it tonight, of course. I even have a collectible Simpson’s Movie t-shirt to wear. A bit dorky, yes, but at least I’m not waiting in line for days to buy my ticket or dressing up in full Simpson’s regalia. Don’t worry if you’re not seeing the movie tonight. You always have these sites to keep you company: The Simpsons Movie The Simpsons Wikipedia The Simpsons Let’s All D’oh Together! It’s Official!...  Read More »

I remember when I first heard that Nicole Richie was driving the wrong way on a freeway ramp – my first thought was how I’ve turned the wrong way down one way streets, but never a freeway. How loaded do you have to be for that to happen? From the folks at Daily Free Games comes the Drunken Nicole Game. The site is great and I’m going to me bringing you more of their games. Have Fun! Skinny Nicole Richie is on the way home from a nightclub...  Read More »

I have my kickboxing class tonight, and decided that would be a great reason to post this joke that someone emailed to me years ago. Take it from this Mississippi Woman — it’s funny. If you’re from Pennsylvania or Ohio, please don’t be insulted — it’s just a joke. ***** Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania....  Read More »

I bet you woke up this morning just aching for a bit of Anna Nicole Smith news. Well, you are in luck. Here, courtesy of my pal The Mighty Mo is her friend’s take on Anna Nicole’s real cause of death. After reading this, I had to agree, there’s something fishy going on… All right, a re-examination of timeline… Feb. 8 – Anna Nicole [Smith] dies March 26 – Lilly Sanchez holds press conference stating that she was hired 6 weeks earlier. Which...  Read More »

Or should I say, the train wreck formally known as Britney Spears? OK! Magazine is set to publish their embarrassing encounter with Britney Spears. According to reports…..Britney has gone off the deep end….. “Britney allegedly wanders around babbling like a baby–as in baby talk. Half the time her head can’t stay straight, lolling around on her neck like a bobble…The girl allegedly can’t stop touching herself. As in fondling...  Read More »

Lock her up! While we were tucked nicely in our beds during the wee hours of this morning, Lindsay Lohan was driving the streets of Santa Monica chasing her (newly) ex-assistant’s mom. This is how the story goes…. Lindsay’s assistant quits. Lindsay gets wasted. Lindsay takes someone’s SUV and chases her assistant’s mom. The mom doesn’t know its Lindsay and calls the police. Police respond to a call of one car chasing another....  Read More »

You’re the next host of The Price Is Right! Congratulations, Mr. Carey! You’ve got some mighty splendid shoes to fill. I hope nothing else changes with The Price Is Right, now that there is a new host. I hope the sets and the models still look like throwbacks, and the games are still wacky. You better not run the show into the ground Drew Carey! Remember your own words; don’t let them come back and bite you in the bootie. “I realize...  Read More »

After bravely battling cancer for over ten years, Tammy Faye Messner lost the fight this past Friday. She had appeared on Larry King Live the night before, as a mere shell of her normal self, but seemed fairly upbeat for a woman in her condition. “I believe when I leave this Earth because I love the Lord, I am going straight to heaven.” Last Monday, Tammy Faye posted a note on her website site, expressing her undying love in God. “I have...  Read More »

I love anything pomegranate. When I was a kid, my mom would make my sister and I eat our pomegranates on the back porch, wearing grubby clothes. It was the best. Every time I see a pomegranate, I think of my childhood summers. Now that I am grown, I have merged my love for pomegranates with my love of drinking. A Martini is a strong and classic drink. Pomegranates are good for your heart. What a great combination! Plus, the red color looks pretty darn cool...  Read More »

Someone told me I was the bomb today. And you know what, she was right. I mean, how else can you explain my FOUR nominations for Blogger’s Choice Awards? And the nominations are… You know you love me, so CLICK HERE AND VOTE NOW!! It is my firm opinion that if someone does not vote, they have no right to complain. I vote, therefore I complain. Hey, I want a bumper sticker that says that! If you’re not registered to vote, you should be....  Read More »

This has been a fairly exciting week, it seems. I was attacked by a dumpster on Monday, then took my first Kickboxing lesson on Tuesday, and today there was an armed robbery at a Chinese restaurant near my office. Victoria Beckham’s “reality show” on NBC tanked. Good thing she has her boobs to keep her afloat. See for yourself…Bizzom Tara Reid, on the other hand, should never ever go without a bra…Right Celebrity Britney Spears...  Read More »

George Bush goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids to get a little P.R. time in. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. “Stanley,” responds the little boy. “And what is your question, Stanley?” “I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened...  Read More »

Some sad news to report…. Oprah Winfrey’s two year old golden retriever, Gracie, has died. It’s being reported that the cause of death was choking. I would simply die if something like that happened to my dog. “Weeks have passed,” Winfrey says in the August issue of O, the Oprah Magazine. “And the pain has not subsided. Every time I think about it, my heart starts racing and I feel like I just got stabbed in the chest.” On...  Read More »

So we thought the head shaving thing was as crazy as Britney Spears could get. But we were wrong. Is it just me, or does she look totally whacked out and tore back? And now it’s being reported that Britney and her mother Lynn got into a good ol’ fashion slap fight. Yes, I said slap fight. Has white trash ever been sexier? One of the best real life fights I’ve ever seen was between two girls when I was in high school. They came to blows on the basketball...  Read More »

Sure, they can send huge rocket ships into space, but can they spell? Doesn’t look like it… CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. – NASA moved space shuttle Endeavour a step closer to liftoff without an essential part: the “u.” The spacecraft arrived at the its launch pad at the Kennedy Space Center on Wednesday, and officials welcomed it with a banner reading “Go Endeavor.” The shuttle’s name, however, is spelled the British...  Read More »

Before I get started with my Hollywood Gossip Round Up, let me tell you a wonderful “Case of the Mondays” story, starring your’s truly. Today I went to the dumpster at my office to throw away a bunch of crap. I opened the dumpster and noticed that a perfectly good archive box was in there. Oh hell no, I thought, I paid for that; so I dumped out what was in it and took the box out. Then I noticed that there was a bunch of stuff in the dumpster that...  Read More »