Pee, Celebrity, Pee!

Public pissing.

We’ve all done it. I sure have; a few times, in fact. Except that I wasn’t being followed by men taking pictures. You’d think such pitfalls of stardom would cause one to be as discrete as possible when looking for a place to relieve oneself in public.

Apparently, these celebrities have a different definition of ‘discrete’…

First we have Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, who found herself too busy to take a potty break, and decided to piss where she stood.

Here is Orlando Bloom, who seems to have forgotten the best part about being in the ocean – the great fact that you can pee in it without anyone noticing!

Next is the singer Pink, making a quick road stop. Oh so sexy and ladylike.

And of course, we can’t forget about Jackass Steve-O, who took a red carpet opportunity to urinate for the crowd. As if that weren’t classy enough, he then disrobed.

Then there’s Carmen Electra who seems to have become so excited at a hair salon that she pissed her pants; unless, of course, that’s not pee…

Have you ever been watching a sports event and wondered how the players drain the snake once on the field? Allow this soccer player to demonstrate.

Oh, and ladies, when pissing in public, remember these wise words from Tyra Banks.

I’m not really sure what this sign means, but I’m pretty certain it has something to do with it being okay to pee in the street.

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