Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 13

This has been a fairly exciting week, it seems. I was attacked by a dumpster on Monday, then took my first Kickboxing lesson on Tuesday, and today there was an armed robbery at a Chinese restaurant near my office.

Victoria Beckham’s “reality show” on NBC tanked. Good thing she has her boobs to keep her afloat. See for yourself…Bizzom

Tara Reid, on the other hand, should never ever go without a bra…Right Celebrity

Britney Spears is back (in black)…Celebs Planet

Lindsay Lohan was booked on charges stemming from her pre-rehab car accident…Maple Juice

Jennifer Aniston might be pregnant. And by ‘might’ I mean she was seen in the vicinity of baby items…Girl Retro

Winona Ryder doesn’t want to die a spinster*…Saving Face

Fashion with a message (other than “look at my ass”)…SiTV

I just realized how boring my life truly is…dumpsters, kickboxing, and armed robbery, oh my!

*Spinster: Legally, a spinster (or old maid) is a woman or girl of marriageable age who has never been married. Socially, the term is usually applied only to women who are regarded as beyond the customary age for marriage, and is generally considered an insulting term, more denigrating than the term “bachelor” for males… Until the advent of feminism, spinsterhood was generally portrayed as a condition to be pitied or mocked…Spinster – Wikipedia.org

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