Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 14

It’s so sad that none of Britney Spears’ people noticed her obvious cries for help. Celebrity Mound

If they had, perhaps she wouldn’t be so whacked out now. Skinny Celebrities

Or twice divorced. OMG!

Lindsay Lohan says she’s not guilty of the charges pressed against her last week. Hey Lindsay, ‘d-nile’ isn’t just a river in Egypt! Saving Face

Lindsay’s personal life isn’t the only thing going down the drain. SiTV What’s Hot

Nicole Richie may be as skinny as all get out, but her jail sentence is a FAT miscarriage of justice! Bizzom

When Nicole gets out of jail she and Paris Hilton will not be returning to work. Celebrity Dog Watcher

Too bad, because from the looks of it, Paris may need that money some day. The Hollywood Gossip

Joe Pesci and Angie Everhart are getting married. You heard me. But don’t worry; I’m just as confused as you are. Celebrity Smack

Steve Martin and his much younger girlfriend, Anne Stringfield, hot hitched over the weekend. Maple Juice

In other marriage news, Johnny Depp and his longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis are finally getting married. Hollywood Backwash

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are still dating. Now that would be a hot sex tape! Girlretro

Justin’s ex, Cameron Diaz is seeing Jude Law. Hmmm……I really hope she has more sense than getting involved with Mr. Law. Hopefully, she’s just in it for the sex. The Gossip Girls

Is it just me, or does Victoria Beckham have the world’s hardest tits? Anything Hollywood

Kelly Osborne is thinner and ready for London’s Chicago. Celebs Planet

Beyonce took the phrase “fall down and go boom” to a whole new level. Celebridiot

Heidi Klum is one hot mama. Fatback and Collards

Catherine Zeta-Jones is a hot mom too, but where the hell did her ass go? Gab Smash

The only truly successful realationship to come out of The Bachelor series is actually The Bachelorette’s Trista and Ryan Sutter. Not only are they married, but now they’re happy parents. Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner

Matthew McConaughey. Do I really need a reason to mention him? I think not. Make Us Hot

I saw The Simpsons Movie on Friday night. Clearly, I was not the only one. Right Celebrity

Nor was I the only one who loved it. Cold Leftovers

…and oh so much more…
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