Or should I say, the train wreck formally known as Britney Spears? OK! Magazine is set to publish their embarrassing encounter with Britney Spears. According to reports…..Britney has gone off the deep end….. “Britney allegedly wanders around babbling like a baby–as in baby talk. Half the time her head can’t stay straight, lolling around on her neck like a bobble…The girl allegedly can’t stop touching herself. As in fondling...  Read More »

Lock her up! While we were tucked nicely in our beds during the wee hours of this morning, Lindsay Lohan was driving the streets of Santa Monica chasing her (newly) ex-assistant’s mom. This is how the story goes…. Lindsay’s assistant quits. Lindsay gets wasted. Lindsay takes someone’s SUV and chases her assistant’s mom. The mom doesn’t know its Lindsay and calls the police. Police respond to a call of one car chasing another. They...  Read More »

You’re the next host of The Price Is Right! Congratulations, Mr. Carey! You’ve got some mighty splendid shoes to fill. I hope nothing else changes with The Price Is Right, now that there is a new host. I hope the sets and the models still look like throwbacks, and the games are still wacky. You better not run the show into the ground Drew Carey! Remember your own words; don’t let them come back and bite you in the bootie. “I realize...  Read More »

I love anything pomegranate. When I was a kid, my mom would make my sister and I eat our pomegranates on the back porch, wearing grubby clothes. It was the best. Every time I see a pomegranate, I think of my childhood summers. Now that I am grown, I have merged my love for pomegranates with my love of drinking. A Martini is a strong and classic drink. Pomegranates are good for your heart. What a great combination! Plus, the red color looks pretty darn cool...  Read More »

George Bush goes to an elementary school to talk to the kids to get a little P.R. time in. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. “Stanley,” responds the little boy. “And what is your question, Stanley?” “I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened...  Read More »

Some sad news to report…. Oprah Winfrey’s two year old golden retriever, Gracie, has died. It’s being reported that the cause of death was choking. I would simply die if something like that happened to my dog. “Weeks have passed,” Winfrey says in the August issue of O, the Oprah Magazine. “And the pain has not subsided. Every time I think about it, my heart starts racing and I feel like I just got stabbed in the chest.” On...  Read More »

So we thought the head shaving thing was as crazy as Britney Spears could get. But we were wrong. Is it just me, or does she look totally whacked out and tore back? And now it’s being reported that Britney and her mother Lynn got into a good ol’ fashion slap fight. Yes, I said slap fight. Has white trash ever been sexier? One of the best real life fights I’ve ever seen was between two girls when I was in high school. They came to blows on the basketball...  Read More »