Archives » August 2007
Mmmmm….. Matthew McConaughey…..
Is it just me, or is he simply the best male specimen ever?
Happy Friday!
More from me on my Matthew:
February 2007 – Matthew McConaughey!!
June 2007 – Matthew McConaughey Has Always Been The Hottest Bachelor.
August 2007 – Matthew McConaughey. Because I Feel Like It.Play the Poop Bunny game. Poop on the monkey. But be careful! Don’t let [...]
Look! Another Pothead!
Lily Allen
Fun facts about Lily Allen:
Her full name is Lily Rose Beatrice Allen
She was born in Hammersmith, west London, daughter of Welsh-born comedian Keith Allen and film producer Alison Owen.
Allen made an appearance as a lady-in-waiting in the 1998 film Elizabeth, produced by her mother.
She dropped out of school at age fifteen, not wanting to [...]
Michael Jackson is 49!
Happy Birthday Michael Jackson.
Oh, and congratulations on being the first person to be born a black man and die a white woman.
Michael Jackson.com
Jackson began performing with his four brothers in the pop group the Jackson 5 when he was a child. The group scored its first No. 1 single in 1969, with “I Want You [...]
Sen. Larry Craig Says He’s Not Gay. Or Is He?
So let me get this straight…Idaho Senator Larry Craig pleaded guilty to lewd conduct, and now (that it hit the news) he’s denying it ever happened. Oh yeah, and he’s denying that he’s gay; which he probably is.
I mean, it’s not like we haven’t seen it before. A skeleton in some government mucky-muck’s closet is [...]
Burning Man Burned Too Soon!
For shame! For shame! So not cool man. There are unspoken rules at things like this. And you go stepping over the line! For shame!
That’s what I would have said to Paul Addis, the 35 year old (mellow harsher) from San Francisco, if I were there when he set the man of Burning Man on [...]
Owen Wilson Tried To Kill Himself.
So rumor has it, anyway.
Suicide is something personal and really nothing to make fun of. When someone has gotten to the point of wanting to take their own life, they are as low and they can go, and don’t need to be kicked while they’re down.
If Owen Wilson is truly hurting in this way, I [...]
The Blonde And The Flowers - Joke
A blonde and a redhead were walking down the street and passed a flower shop where the redhead spotted her boyfriend buying her flowers.
She sighed and said, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”
The blonde looked at the redhead quizzically and said, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”
The redhead replied, “I [...]
It’s Friday And America Is Full Of Potheads!
On Wednesday I asked if the world was jacked up on coke. But now I’m thinking it’s something else.
From Hollywood to the Mid-West—everyone is getting stoned!
Late Monday night, a teenager reported being approached by a man with a heavily tattooed face with three baggies of marijuana for sale. Man’s Tattooed Face Gives Him Away
Police said [...]Nicole Richie And Lindsay Lohan Are Two Lucky Bitches.
Nicole Richie was sentenced to a whopping four days in jail for her multiple offenses. Today she began her jail stay. And 82 minutes later, she was released.
WTF?? Maybe Los Angeles really does run on its own clock.
According to the official website of the L.A. Sheriff’s Dept., Richie checked in at 3:15 PM and was [...]
Lindsay Lohan Needs To Be Locked Up!
So does Pete Doherty.
Has the whole world gone mad?? Or is it just jacked up on coke?
Lindsay Lohan was found with cocaine IN HER POCKET! Pete Doherty is arrested at least once a week. And yet, neither one of them has yet to see the inside of a jail cell.
Lock ‘em up!
Time behind bars did [...]
Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 15
All Celebs 4U Nikki Cox had big boobs.
Anything Hollywood Britney Spears is getting it on with Criss Angel.Bricks and Stones Gossip What the hell is wrong with Jenna Jameson?
Celebridiot Is it just me, or is Clay Aiken on drugs?Celebrity Gossip’s Is Halle Berry Preggers?
Celebrity Mound Hello Cameron Diaz! John Mayer is gross!Celebrity [...]
Amy Winehouse. No. No. No.
For those of you who woke up this morning and thought today might be a good day to develop a heroin habit, perhaps a glance at Amy Winehouse will change your mind…..
You’re more than welcome to continue on with your plan to become a strung out junkie, but don’t say you weren’t warned about what [...]
The Assignment - Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus.
Here’s a prime example of “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus” offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado for an actual class assignment.
The professor told his class one day: “Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off [...]
Happy Birthday To ME! And A Whole Bunch Of Other People.
I know this may be hard to believe, but my birth was not the only momentous event to take place on August 18th…
*Genghis Khan died in 1227
*The Trademark for the Cadillac crest was filed in 1905
*The Woman Suffrage Amendment was ratified in 1920
*Toyota Motor Company was established in 1937
*Walter P. Chrysler died in 1940
*Lolita by [...]
Hillary vs Obama Game. Play The Hillary Clinton Race For The White House Game.
My birthday is tomorrow. I love my birthday. LOVE it! I have a wonderful and full day planned and I don’t have to go into the office on Monday or Tuesday.
What better way to kick off my long birthday weekend than with a game starring another great Hilary? Although I don’t like the way she [...]
Madonna Is 49 Years Old! Holy Crap.
Happy Birthday, Madonna!
Wow, it’s hard to believe that the Material Girl is 49.
More August 16th Celebrity Birthdays:
1953: Kathie Lee Gifford, Paris, Florida, hostess, Live with Regis and Kathie Lee
1958: Angela Bassett, born in New York City, actress, What’s Love Got to Do With It
1960: Timothy Hutton, born in Malibu, California, actor, Turk 182, Ordinary People
1963: [...]Elvis Died Today.
30 years ago today, Elvis Presley departed the earth at the age of 42. The official cause of death was heart failure. If he died under the same circumstances today, the death certificate would most certainly list drug overdose.
Hello Lindsay Lohan and the like! Learn a lesson from The King and get your act together. [...]
Jeffrey Dahmer Killed Adam Walsh.
So thinks true-crime writer Arthur Jay Harris anyway…
The abduction and murder of 6 ½-year-old Adam Walsh, who disappeared in 1981 from a Florida mall, is one of the most famous missing children cases in America.
It was a crime that outraged a nation and propelled Adam’s father, John Walsh, to devote his life to fighting crime [...]
Sailor Moon Games.
In the spirit of learning something new every day…..today we’re going to learn a bit about Sailor Moon Games.
Did you know that the Japanese Anime character Sailor Moon actually means “Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon?”
Neither did I!
Did you know that this is what it looks like in Japanese?
Neither did I!
We just learned two things! That’s enough [...]
Pleasanton Police Department Recruiting Citizens.
Hey all you readers in the San Francisco Bay Area! Have you ever thought about leaning about what a Police Officer does & volunteering? Check out the Press Release below. My boyfriend went through the program and had a ball. He met a lot of great people and made a bunch of new friends. HaHa, [...]
