Mmmmm….. Matthew McConaughey…..

Is it just me, or is he simply the best male specimen ever? Happy Friday! More from me on my Matthew: February 2007 – Matthew McConaughey!! June 2007 – Matthew McConaughey Has Always Been The Hottest Bachelor. August 2007 – Matthew McConaughey. Because I Feel Like It. Play the Poop Bunny game. Poop on the monkey. But be careful! Don’t let him hit you with it! Got Poop? Add PoopBunny FREE to your profile! PoopBunny v2.0 © 2007...  Read More »

Look! Another Pothead!

Lily Allen Fun facts about Lily Allen: Her full name is Lily Rose Beatrice Allen She was born in Hammersmith, west London, daughter of Welsh-born comedian Keith Allen and film producer Alison Owen. Allen made an appearance as a lady-in-waiting in the 1998 film Elizabeth, produced by her mother. She dropped out of school at age fifteen, not wanting to “spend a third of her life preparing to work for the next third of her life, to set herself up with a...  Read More »

Michael Jackson is 49!

Happy Birthday Michael Jackson. Oh, and congratulations on being the first person to be born a black man and die a white woman. Michael Jackson.com Jackson began performing with his four brothers in the pop group the Jackson 5 when he was a child. The group scored its first No. 1 single in 1969, with “I Want You Back.” By age 11, Jackson was appearing on TV, and by age 14 he had released his first solo album… In the late 1980s and early 1990s,...  Read More »

Sen. Larry Craig Says He’s Not Gay. Or Is He?

So let me get this straight…Idaho Senator Larry Craig pleaded guilty to lewd conduct, and now (that it hit the news) he’s denying it ever happened. Oh yeah, and he’s denying that he’s gay; which he probably is. I mean, it’s not like we haven’t seen it before. A skeleton in some government mucky-muck’s closet is revealed and he recoils in fear, denying it all. … “I am not gay. I never have been gay.” Craig, a third-term senator from...  Read More »

Burning Man Burned Too Soon!

For shame! For shame! So not cool man. There are unspoken rules at things like this. And you go stepping over the line! For shame! That’s what I would have said to Paul Addis, the 35 year old (mellow harsher) from San Francisco, if I were there when he set the man of Burning Man on fire four days too early. Many festival-goers who were awake watching Tuesday’s lunar eclipse said they saw a man deliberately ignite the figure at about 3 a.m., Grace...  Read More »

Owen Wilson Tried To Kill Himself.

So rumor has it, anyway. Suicide is something personal and really nothing to make fun of. When someone has gotten to the point of wanting to take their own life, they are as low and they can go, and don’t need to be kicked while they’re down. If Owen Wilson is truly hurting in this way, I feel for him deeply and I hope he feels better soon. “I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult...  Read More »

The Blonde And The Flowers – Joke

A blonde and a redhead were walking down the street and passed a flower shop where the redhead spotted her boyfriend buying her flowers. She sighed and said, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.” The blonde looked at the redhead quizzically and said, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?” The redhead replied, “I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after he gives them to me, and...  Read More »