The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, remember this story:

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk, “Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?”

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, “Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.”

The old woman then asks, “Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk…aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?”

The clerk responds, “Yes we do.”

She asks, “Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo
Ttturrrnnn ttthe ssuma aaffabbiiiitttccchh offffff?”

For my birthday last year, I threw myself a children’s themed birthday party – complete with pinatas, backyard games, and a neighborhood treasure hunt. Below is a picture of the treasure hunt prize. Am I a great prize giver, or what?

(Yes, that’s a vibrator wrapped in purple saran wrap.)

I visited Dictionary.com and looked up the word ‘dildo.’ The different definitions made me laugh so I knew I had to share them…

An artificial erect penis, used as a sexual aid.

An object having the shape, and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.

An object serving as a penis substitute for vaginal insertion.

More definitions HERE

Image Source: Love is Hershey’s

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