Friday Fun.

Friday Fun.

Aug - 10 | No Comments.

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It’s finally Friday! I don’t know about you, but I’ve had a pretty long week. Time to relax and laugh…..

A woman got into her car and discovered that the steering wheel was gone, the radio was gone, and the accelerator and brake pedals were gone. She was just about to report it to the police when she discovered she was in the back seat.

A man was examined at a hospital and was awaiting the results. The doctor comes in and says, “I have bad news. You’re going to die in 10.” The panic-stricken man says, “10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?” The doctor says, “9 – 8 – 7 – 6….”

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage…

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on – neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”

The husband thought for a moment and replied, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”

And now for some TRUE STORIES. I swear…..

Helpdesk: “How may I help you?”
Customer: “I’m writing my first e-Mail.”
Helpdesk: “Okay, and what seems to be the problem?”
Customer: “Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?”

The Help desk got a call from a receptionist whose tab key on her keyboard wasn’t working. I told her to shake the keyboard upside-down and tap one corner on the desk. No luck. I then told her to pick up one end about two or three inches off the desk and drop it. Hearing a loud thud, I asked what she was doing. She said, “I am dropping one side of the laptop they just got fixed for me yesterday.”