Lindsay Lohan Needs To Be Locked Up!

So does Pete Doherty.

Has the whole world gone mad?? Or is it just jacked up on coke?

Lindsay Lohan was found with cocaine IN HER POCKET! Pete Doherty is arrested at least once a week. And yet, neither one of them has yet to see the inside of a jail cell.

Lock ‘em up!

Time behind bars did Paris Hilton a ton of good. Since she’s been out, she’s dumped some friends and has started to spend more and more time alone (something every single person on this planet should know how to do, by the way).

TMZ on Lindsay Lohan:

We’re told charges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills. As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge her with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility – also a felony. But we’re told that the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony charges either.

Reuters on Pete Doherty:

‘The case has been dropped on a legal technicality: no conviction has been recorded,’ prosecutor Anjulika Vatish told reporters outside West London Magistrates’ Court. ‘Mr Doherty was arrested on 20 August at 2:35 a.m. and so the court has no jurisdiction to deal with this matter any more,’ Vatish had earlier told the court.

Source: The Superficial

Uh-oh! Couple alert! Aren’t they a sexy pair?

I dub thee “Loherty.”

Image Sources:
[The Rad Report]
Times Square Gossip

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