It’s Friday And America Is Full Of Potheads!

On Wednesday I asked if the world was jacked up on coke. But now I’m thinking it’s something else.

From Hollywood to the Mid-West — everyone is getting stoned!

Late Monday night, a teenager reported being approached by a man with a heavily tattooed face with three baggies of marijuana for sale. Man’s Tattooed Face Gives Him Away

Police said Maurice Combs, 45, of Alexandria and Madison Combs, 21, were trying to burn the pot when they were apprehended on their farm… Father, Son Arrested In Marijuana Raid

An unidentified person found the phone and looked for pictures on it that might lead to the owner. When the person saw the marijuana plants pictured, the phone was turned over to the Sheriff’s Department… Phone pot plant photos prompts arrest

Chiofalo, a 22-year-veteran assigned to the Joint Terrorism Task Force, was suspended without pay in 2005 after a random drug test found marijuana in his system. The officer denied ever using drugs and demanded a hearing.

During an investigation, his wife said she had secretly substituted marijuana for oregano in her meatball recipe in hopes of forcing him to leave police work. NYPD rejects ‘dopey’ meatball defense

The deputy stopped to investigate and found five smaller plants behind a shed, as well as marijuana stems and seeds, and a water bong made from a soda bottle inside the house, Caliendo said. Woman, 71, arrested for ’special’ plant