The Blonde And The Flowers - Joke
A blonde and a redhead were walking down the street and passed a flower shop where the redhead spotted her boyfriend buying her flowers.
She sighed and said, “Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”
The blonde looked at the redhead quizzically and said, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”
The redhead replied, “I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after he gives them to me, and I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”
To which the blonde said, “Don’t you have a vase?”
Ba-ba-bum, ching!
Fun facts about hair:
Female hair grows more slowly than male hair
Humidity stretches the hair
Combing is less detrimental than brushing
Hair grows faster in warm weather
A person’s genes determine the hair/skin/eye color since before his or her birth.
Hair covers the whole body, with the exception of soles of feet, palms of hands, mucous membranes, and lips.
Hair is the fastest growing tissue in the body, second only to bone marrow.
The average scalp has 100,000 hairs. Redheads have the least at 80,000; brown and black haired persons have about 100,000; and blondes have the most at 120,000.
More hair trivia at Weird & Wonderful Hair Facts – Hair Boutique
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