On Wednesday I asked if the world was jacked up on coke. But now I’m thinking it’s something else. From Hollywood to the Mid-West — everyone is getting stoned! Late Monday night, a teenager reported being approached by a man with a heavily tattooed face with three baggies of marijuana for sale. Police said Maurice Combs, 45, of Alexandria and Madison Combs, 21, were trying to burn the pot when they were apprehended on their farm… Father,...  Read More »

Nicole Richie was sentenced to a whopping four days in jail for her multiple offenses. Today she began her jail stay. And 82 minutes later, she was released. WTF?? Maybe Los Angeles really does run on its own clock. According to the official website of the L.A. Sheriff’s Dept., Richie checked in at 3:15 PM and was released at 4:37 PM. But wait! There’s more! Not only was Lindsay Lohan not charged with felony cocaine possession, but she was only sentenced...  Read More »

So does Pete Doherty. Has the whole world gone mad?? Or is it just jacked up on coke? Lindsay Lohan was found with cocaine IN HER POCKET! Pete Doherty is arrested at least once a week. And yet, neither one of them has yet to see the inside of a jail cell. Lock ‘em up! Time behind bars did Paris Hilton a ton of good. Since she’s been out, she’s dumped some friends and has started to spend more and more time alone (something every single person...  Read More »

For those of you who woke up this morning and thought today might be a good day to develop a heroin habit, perhaps a glance at Amy Winehouse will change your mind….. You’re more than welcome to continue on with your plan to become a strung out junkie, but don’t say you weren’t warned about what you’ll end up looking like. Nasty. Fun facts about Amy Winehouse: Amy received her first guitar when she was 13. She also pierced her...  Read More »

Here’s a prime example of “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus” offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado for an actual class assignment. The professor told his class one day: “Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of...  Read More »

My birthday is tomorrow. I love my birthday. LOVE it! I have a wonderful and full day planned and I don’t have to go into the office on Monday or Tuesday. What better way to kick off my long birthday weekend than with a game starring another great Hilary? Although I don’t like the way she spells her name, Hillary Clinton is still a Hilary and therefore all right in my book. Hillary: Race for the White House is a totally addicting arcade game fun. Barack...  Read More »

Happy Birthday, Madonna! Wow, it’s hard to believe that the Material Girl is 49. More August 16th Celebrity Birthdays: 1953: Kathie Lee Gifford, Paris, Florida, hostess, Live with Regis and Kathie Lee 1958: Angela Bassett, born in New York City, actress, What’s Love Got to Do With It 1960: Timothy Hutton, born in Malibu, California, actor, Turk 182, Ordinary People 1963: Steve Carell, American Actor 1980: Vanessa Carlton, American Musician 1988:...  Read More »