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Nasty Pam Anderson and nasty Rick Salomon applied for, and were granted, a marriage license in Las Vegas this weekend. Vegas, I suppose, is the best place for these two to wed, considering how many nasty things Las Vegas has seen, and how many nasty things Pam and Rick have done.

If it’s all true, this [...]

Is it just me, or is hearing about athletes using steroids starting to become as common as hearing about members of government being gay?

Why is alcohol legal and marijuana is illegal, when booze is the cause of way more fatalities?

How come men named Dick usually are ones?

Why is it that the cars without their lights [...]

I’ve been holding onto this information since the end of August, and finally have the go ahead to publish it. Some of it may be old news to you, but remember, I received the information more than three weeks ago. I am not the original author of this piece, I just want to make that [...]

SEPTEMBER 28th

It was on this day in 1968 that “Hey Jude” by The Beatles hit No. 1 on the music charts. Two weeks earlier the song debuted at No. 10 – at the time, the highest spot ever hit by a new release. To this day, “Hey Jude” holds the record as the longest song [...]

I don’t know if it’s serendipity or karma or just plain old good timing, but my buddy Michael Jackson has popped up again, this time denying that he has married his children’s nanny.

Last February I found some pictures on TMZ of Michael Jackson’s children without any veils or masks covering their faces. That post found [...]

My turtle is a yellow-bellied slider and looked just like this one when he was a baby. Except my turtle has only one head.

The 2-month-old turtle, actually conjoined red-eared slider twins, fits on a silver dollar…The turtle is apparently healthy, and the species can live 15 to 20 years…CTCentral.com

When we look at this turtle and [...]

Given the fact that the idiot Steve-O is the one saying that Lindsay Lohan stole his cocaine, or “Boog Suge” as he likes to refer to it, I’m leaning towards Steve-O being a liar. Or at least stretching the truth. Of course, Lindsay Lohan is a drug addict, so she’s certainly not above theft. And [...]

We’ve known for a while that Jessica Biel is wonderful, and very much a woman. But soon she may actually be Wonder Woman! … Gossip Girls – Jessica Biel In Talks To Play Wonder Woman

Who would’ve thunk it…Nicole Richie actually looks good pregnant. She’s gained some weight and even looks a bit more comfortable in [...]

Remember last Friday when I mentioned Idiocracy?

Well folks, the road to that world has already begun (some would argue that it actually began about seven years ago)...

President George W. Bush told a group of New York school kids on Wednesday: “Childrens do learn.” ... During his first presidential campaign, Bush—who promised to be the “education [...]

Cute “little” Nadia is the 12th child born to Siberia’s Tatyana Barabanova, 43, and weighed in at a whopping 17.1 pounds (7.75 kg).

“I ate everything, we don’t have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes,” she told the reporter, adding that all her previous babies had weighed more than [...]

Today I learned that there are adults who don’t know who Kurt Cobain was and can’t name a Nirvana song. It really made me feel old. They didn’t know what grunge was either. Then they informed me that they were in elementary school when I was in high school – during which Kurt Cobain died. [...]

UPDATE: Inquest into death of Anna Nicole’s son adjourned until Jan. 28

Slow and steady wins the race.

I sure hope that’s the case with the whole Anna Nicole Smith drama. There is so much going on under the surface, with more and more coming to light each day. It may not seem like things are moving [...]

How is your week going so far?

It’s a fact:

Male drivers vs Female drivers…

Men are more than twice as likely to die in a car crash than women, consider the yearly statistics shown below.

In fact, studies have shown as many as 73 percent of all people killed in car accidents are male.

Since record keeping began: male [...]

It is often said, and I completely agree, that John Stewart has the best job in the world. The Daily Show is the most entertaining news shows on television – with The Colbert Report coming in a close second. Sure, the show has great writers, but more importantly it has John Stewart who is one [...]

Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Unless, of course, they look like Matthew McConaughey. Then they can bite all they want, anywhere they want.

Ahhh…sweet dreams, indeed…..

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody’s looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get [...]

It’s a wet Saturday morning in my neck of the woods. Which is fine, except I have a turtle living in a kiddie pool in my backyard without a heater.

Any suggestions on how I can make a better outdoor fall/winter home for my turtle without it costing an arm and a leg?

Here’s a picture of [...]

Dave Grohl Nails Paris…Right Celebrity

Marcia & Jan Brady Had A Lesbian Fling!...Celebrity Mound

Meet Mary-Louise Parker’s New Adopted Daughter…Hollywood Backwash

Jessica Simpson does her best Britney impersonation…Gabsmash

Acid Wash Jeans* by Qoniak…Denimology

Cameron Diaz Is Getting Ugly…Make Us Hot

Naked Sienna enjoys a new summer of love…Celebs Planet

Soapstar Arrested for DUI…Maple Juice

Penelope Cruz topless pictures…Yes But No But Yes

*[Acid washed [...]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

The sea’s latest hero, that’s who!

It was just after 7 p.m. Saturday when the crew aboard the Gloucester-based fishing vessel Clam Juice reported they were rapidly taking on water off Ten Pound Island.

A Coast Guard rescue crew that arrived minutes later began pumping out the boat, but noticed [...]

Take a moment to think about the worse possible future you can think of.

Imagine what the world and all the people will be like in hundreds of years.

Think it looks pretty good? Heck, we can only go up from here, right?

Think again…

Caution: contains language that some may consider “strong” or “vulgar”

It’s so scary because it’s [...]

Well, it’s official – I am now a fully commissioned Notary Public for the State of California. Yay for me!

In other exciting news, there’s a new perfume called “Vulva Original.” I kid you not.

While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction [...]