Nasty Pam Anderson and nasty Rick Salomon applied for, and were granted, a marriage license in Las Vegas this weekend. Vegas, I suppose, is the best place for these two to wed, considering how many nasty things Las Vegas has seen, and how many nasty things Pam and Rick have done. If it’s all true, this will be the third marriage for Pam and the second for Rick. Pam, of course, was previously married to both Tommy Lee and Kid Rock; Rick was married to...  Read More »

Is it just me, or is hearing about athletes using steroids starting to become as common as hearing about members of government being gay? Why is alcohol legal and marijuana is illegal, when booze is the cause of way more fatalities? How come men named Dick usually are ones? Why is it that the cars without their lights on in the rain are silver, gray, or white? If they can take pictures of Mars, why can’t they create an 18-wheeler that accelerates like a car? Why...  Read More »

I’ve been holding onto this information since the end of August, and finally have the go ahead to publish it. Some of it may be old news to you, but remember, I received the information more than three weeks ago. I am not the original author of this piece, I just want to make that clear. And, I don’t know who wrote it – it came to me via an anonymous donor. Howard DOES have something on Larry. A videotape. Many people confirmed this story in interviews...  Read More »

SEPTEMBER 28th It was on this day in 1968 that “Hey Jude” by The Beatles hit No. 1 on the music charts. Two weeks earlier the song debuted at No. 10 – at the time, the highest spot ever hit by a new release. To this day, “Hey Jude” holds the record as the longest song to hit No. 1. More at History.com THE BEATLES lyrics – “Hey Jude” Hey Jude, don’t make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your...  Read More »

I don’t know if it’s serendipity or karma or just plain old good timing, but my buddy Michael Jackson has popped up again, this time denying that he has married his children’s nanny. Last February I found some pictures on TMZ of Michael Jackson’s children without any veils or masks covering their faces. That post found its way to somewhere and now it’s getting more attention than ever. I seem to have touched a nerve. Michael Jackson’s Kids – Unmasked! I’ve...  Read More »

My turtle is a yellow-bellied slider and looked just like this one when he was a baby. Except my turtle has only one head. The 2-month-old turtle, actually conjoined red-eared slider twins, fits on a silver dollar…The turtle is apparently healthy, and the species can live 15 to 20 years… When we look at this turtle and other freak of nature animals like it, how can we not immediately wonder what the heck is in the atmosphere that’s causing...  Read More »

Given the fact that the idiot Steve-O is the one saying that Lindsay Lohan stole his cocaine, or “Boog Suge” as he likes to refer to it, I’m leaning towards Steve-O being a liar. Or at least stretching the truth. Of course, Lindsay Lohan is a drug addict, so she’s certainly not above theft. And he can prove she was there on the night in question. Steve-O told shock jock Howard Stern on his Sirius radio show: “Lindsay had left her...  Read More »