Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 16
Did pigs start flying when I wasn’t looking? The incredibly gorgeous Halle Berry is finally knocked up…Maple Juice
Spider Man has found is forever Spider Lady. Tobey Maguire got married in Hawaii…Stupid Celebrities
Do you really need more proof that Britney Spears’ career is over? Well, okay…if you insist…Derek Hail
Nicole Kidman has rudely killed my theory that Tom Cruise is sterile and therefore not the biological father of Suri (my [correct] theory is that Suri is the product of Ron L. Hubbard’s frozen sperm and Katie Holmes’ brainwashed eggs)…Bricks and Stones
Laady! This year, Jerry Lewis’ MDA telethon offered something new…Jerry calling someone an “illiterate faggot” on live TV. So classy!...Daily Stab
Oh man! Just when you thought the Anna Nicole Smith drama was fading away. Did you really think you had heard the last of Howard and Larry? You’ll never guess what they’ve been up to…Anything Hollywood
My favorite word is four letters, begins with an ‘F’ and rhymes with ‘duck.’ And I know I’m not the only one, either! You know who you are! Do you know how many times it’s said in the movie Scarface?... Celebrity Rant
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Despite the divorce, I’m sure Nicole Kidman is still under contract to
help promote the notion that Cruise is heterosexual – that is if she doesn’t want to give back a big chunk of the moolah she got paid. So of course she A) Makes an uncharacteristic public statement intimating that they did, indeed, have sex, and B) That he is, indeed, a very fertile man. Funny that the original Miss “My private life is PRIVATE!” should suddenly do a 360, huh? Just at the point in time when Cruise is trying to rehab his image to promote his next flick?
Anybody else notice that the long promised expose of Cruise that was being written by Martin Bashir seems to have simply “disappeared”?
You don’t suppose that has anything to do with a bevy of lawyers, shady “detectives” and Scientologist harrassment do you?
For convenience that ranks right up there with Eddie Murphy’s Tranny Trick ending up mysteriously dead…. Without ever having cashed in and sold her story for money she desperately needed for sex reassignment surgery. She could have sold her story for hundreds of thousands of dollars to any tabloid – yet she kept her silence? Don’t suppose she was hoping for millions from Murphy himself in exchange for her continued silence, before she “accidentally fell” to her death from the roof of her apartment building, do you?
Forget the tabloid gossip…. the REAL shit going down in H’town is darker and more warped than most of us could ever imagine.
Comment left on September 5, 2007 @ 12:58 pm