Vulva Original by Britney Spears - Vulva Perfume
Well, it’s official – I am now a fully commissioned Notary Public for the State of California. Yay for me!
In other exciting news, there’s a new perfume called “Vulva Original.” I kid you not.
While the, er, hair-raising product is not a perfume for the va-jay-jay, it is an erotic fragrance made to trigger sexual attraction and desire by mimicking the tangy aroma of lady muffin! Scent of a Woman – TMZ.com
Speaking of vulvas, Britney Spears has the same astrological chart as Anna Nicole Smith. Meaning, of course, that Britney Spears could very well end up just like Anna Nicole. Uh, duh!! You don’t have to be some crazy star reader to figure that one out.
Vanity Fair magazine’s resident astrologer has revealed that Britney Spears, 25, has an identical astrological chart to Anna Nicole Smith and is worried that the singer will suffer a fate similar to Anna Nicole’s…Vanity Fair Astrologer Likens Britney to Anna Nicole – US Magazine
Survivor: China premiered tonight, but I missed it – I was out shopping for black pants. I came home with a black skirt and green shirt. Hey, with a pair of tights or leggings, the skirt is pretty much like pants. So in actuality, I got what I needed plus a shirt. Bonus!
...this time host Jeff Probst is taking the contestants to China’s Lake of a Thousand Islands…kidnapping will be involved…Fall TV Preview: ‘Survivor: China’
Sources:
TMZ.com
US Magazine
Gone Hollywood
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What a friggin’ shame
I’ve kept up with and am deeply in the whole Anna Nicole saga. I’m hoping like hell Britney doesn’t fall into her footsteps.
But I am well aware and fully know YOU CAN’T HELP SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T WANT HELP.
I wish you Godspeed, Britney. You have angels by the names of Sean Preston and Jayden James. You also have ones from the heavens. I hope you don’t kill yourself with your self destructive ways.
Comment left on September 21, 2007 @ 9:16 pm
I wish she does follow anna’s steps. She’s disgusting and idiotic.
Comment left on September 28, 2007 @ 8:20 pm
I just want to smell the perfume. I wonder if a drop of her aroma is put into every bottle?
That would be just like the tramp!
Comment left on September 28, 2007 @ 9:29 pm
Hey Van,
Have ya ever heard of karma? I’d be careful if I were you. And thank God I’m not.
Comment left on October 11, 2007 @ 12:22 am
I’m wondering how intend to use your new notary commission? Business is almost nonexistent for notaries that have been in business for many years due to the fall of the housing market. I’m wondering if you got your commission because of an employer that required it. I wish you the best of luck. If you need updated notary law in California, you are welcome to visit my website.
Comment left on November 7, 2007 @ 1:54 am