Is it just me, or is hearing about athletes using steroids starting to become as common as hearing about members of government being gay?

Why is alcohol legal and marijuana is illegal, when booze is the cause of way more fatalities?

How come men named Dick usually are ones?

Why is it that the cars without their lights on in the rain are silver, gray, or white?

If they can take pictures of Mars, why can’t they create an 18-wheeler that accelerates like a car?

Why aren’t there any personalized items, like mini license plates, with the name Hilary on them?

Is it wrong that when I see people riding bikes I secretly hope they run into a tree?

Why can’t little elves come and transform my backyard into a thing of beauty?

Am I the only one who feels like they’re working their tail off and not being paid nearly enough?

Why is it so hard for me to realize that I am the age I am?

What’s up with adults not letting children do everything that makes them a child – like play tag at school, lose a game and not get a trophy, and other character building activities?

Why do the people in the house next door to me insist on arguing every Saturday at 8 o’clock in the morning?

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