Archives » September 2007

  • The Juice Is On The Loose. Again.

    What part of ‘keep him locked up’ does the universe not understand? I mean really! OJ Simpson should not be allowed to roam the streets.

    Since I last posted…

    ... Simpson made his $125,000 bail on charges including kidnapping and armed robbery, legal experts were questioning: Could a former football star who beat a double-murder rap really [...]

    Wednesday 19th September 2007 - 10:02:08 PM | Comment

  • OJ Simpson Could Die In Jail

    UPDATE: If you want to bail OJ Simpson out of jail today, you’ll need $125,000.

    TMZ.com – Just Like Old Times … O.J.’s Back in Court

    I don’t have that kind of money, do you? And even if I did, I certainly wouldn’t send it his way.

    Karma, baby! It took 13 years, but maybe now some real [...]

    Wednesday 19th September 2007 - 7:31:39 AM | Comment

  • How Many Butt Cheeks Do You Have?

    I’ve known one person longer than anyone – except for my family – and she sent this to me today. We had a falling out a few years back and are starting to mend the wounds.

    I just couldn’t resist sharing this…

    Friends are like butt cheeks.
    Crap might separate them,
    But they always come back together.

    Make new friends,
    but [...]

    Tuesday 18th September 2007 - 1:09:19 PM | Comments (3)

  • Here Comes Iron Man!

    (In May 2008)

    Another great Marvel superhero is brought to life; this time by the ever wonderful Robert Downey, Jr.

    Watch the Trailer

    Iron Man.com

    Fun facts about Robert Downey, Jr.:

    He has the words “Suzie Q” tattooed on his left bicep.

    Peter O’Toole is his favorite actor.

    He kept a lot of the authentic vintage clothing he wore in the movie [...]

    Tuesday 18th September 2007 - 7:31:58 AM | Comments (4)

  • Barry Manilow Hates Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

    Let me tell you folks, he’s not alone on that one! I may not agree with Barry Manilow’s taste in music, but I certainly agree with his taste in people. I never thought I’d have something in common with Barry Manilow. Life really IS full of surprises!

    Pop singer Barry Manilow, a major Democratic fundraiser, said [...]

    Monday 17th September 2007 - 6:04:49 PM | Comments (9)

  • Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 18

    The 2007 Emmy Awards were last night. Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner

    A bunch more pictures from last night’ Emmy’s. Anything Hollywood

    Oh, and did you hear? ABC hates Sally Field.

    Not only is Britney Spears a crazed junkie, she’s apparently also a nudist. The Hollywood Gossip

    It’s rumored that there’s a hit out on Kevin Federline. No, seriously. Stupid Celebrities

    According [...]

    Monday 17th September 2007 - 5:18:34 PM | Comment

  • OJ Simpson Is A Robbery Suspect And Carol Channing’s Dress Is Missing. Hmmm…..

    Carol Channing’s dress is missing. While the 86-year-old actress and her husband checked into the Hollywood Renaissance Hotel, someone made off with the signature dress she wore in the stage production of “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.”

    …a man swiped one of her bags from a bell cart in the lobby, said Officer Jason Lee, a police spokesman. [...]

    Friday 14th September 2007 - 9:46:45 PM | Comment (1)

  • Appyhay Ridayfay!

    Friday is upon us once again. Yipee!

    Have you ever had one of those really long weeks that leaves you feeling a little…..well…..a little like this?.....

    I don’t know what you’re like at the end of the week, but this is pretty much my brain by 5:00pm on Fridays…

    Have I ever mentioned that I love being from [...]

    Friday 14th September 2007 - 7:56:11 AM | Comment

  • Four New Links For A Thursday.

    Anna Nicole Smith’s mom has odd taste in graveside flowers…
    Daddy Larry [Birkhead] also jumped into the fray, trashing Virgie for not even knowing how many teeth her granddaughter has, and not caring about her unless there are cameras rolling. Pretty Boring

    Nicole Kidman looks good even without makeup. Of course, the Botox* helps…
    Nicole Kidman is [...]

    Thursday 13th September 2007 - 7:17:35 AM | Comment (1)

  • Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 17

    Britney Spears has more issues than the sky has stars. On that we can all agree. Now rumor has it that she was all coked up at the MTV VMAs… Anything Hollywood

    Kanye West said MTV exploited Britney Spears. Wait? Is it just me, or did he just exploit her again to get HIS name in [...]

    Wednesday 12th September 2007 - 8:53:51 PM | Comment

  • September 11th.

    I remember where I was six years ago today. Do you?

    I was living with my best friend in Arcata, CA. I turned on the news around 6:30 like I did every morning, and saw the strangest thing…New York was ablaze. I poked my head into my friend’s room and said to her, “New York is [...]

    Tuesday 11th September 2007 - 9:21:22 PM | Comment

  • Britney Spears Needs To Hire Chris Crocker

    I think we can all agree that Britney Spears is in a bad way these days.

    Perhaps she should consider hiring Chris Crocker as her new Public Relations representative. Sounds like he can give all the (crazy) support the suffering Britney Spears needs.

    Drama: The quality or condition of being dramatic.
    Dramatic: Theatrical, startling, sensational.

    Queen: A woman or [...]

    Tuesday 11th September 2007 - 6:53:40 PM | Comment

  • What The HELL Happened To Britney Spears?

    Poor, poor Britney Spears. There’s nothing quite like being the opening act at the MTV Video Music Awards and clearly not giving a crap.

    The instant I heard Britney Spears would be opening the 2007 VMAs, I knew it was going to be a train wreck. How could it not? Have you seen what she’s been [...]

    Monday 10th September 2007 - 10:30:20 PM | Comments (5)

  • Betcha’ Didn’t Know…..Vol. 9. The 1500’s.

    Sure, your life sucks, but it could be worse. At least it’s not the 16th Century…

    *Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor; hence, [...]

    Sunday 9th September 2007 - 9:04:06 AM | Comment (1)

  • Paris Hilton vs Hallmark

    Happy Saturday! I’m off to spend the day with family and friends. Perhaps I’ll stop by Hallmark on the way…

    Hallmark made a card that pokes fun at Paris Hilton. Paris got mad. Now Paris is suing for $500,000…

    A Socialite’s Life has the full story.

    I’m also picking up a new car today. Well, new to me, [...]

    Saturday 8th September 2007 - 10:03:10 AM | Comment (1)

  • What ARE They Wearing? - Black & White Edition

    I think the combination of black and white is beautiful, but something tells me these combos would look bad in any color.

    Black is associated with power, elegance, formality, death, evil, and mystery.

    Black is a mysterious color associated with fear and the unknown (black holes)…usually has a negative connotation…denotes strength and authority; it is considered to [...]

    Friday 7th September 2007 - 7:02:33 AM | Comment

  • R.I.P. Luciano Pavarotti (1935-2007)

    His father was a baker and a singer, his mother worked in a cigar factory, and he was one of the best tenors in known history.

    Luciano Pavarotti died today at his home in Italy. He was 71.

    In an email statement, his manager, Terri Robson, wrote, “The Maestro fought a long, tough battle against the pancreatic [...]

    Thursday 6th September 2007 - 6:31:05 PM | Comment (1)

  • Divorced Barbie - Joke

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, “How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?”

    The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out [...]

    Wednesday 5th September 2007 - 7:39:37 PM | Comment (1)

  • Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 16

    Did pigs start flying when I wasn’t looking? The incredibly gorgeous Halle Berry is finally knocked up…Maple Juice

    Spider Man has found is forever Spider Lady. Tobey Maguire got married in Hawaii…Stupid Celebrities

    Do you really need more proof that Britney Spears’ career is over? Well, okay…if you insist…Derek Hail

    Nicole Kidman has rudely killed my theory that [...]

    Tuesday 4th September 2007 - 10:32:30 PM | Comment (1)

  • Today Is Labor Day. Do You Know Why?

    The holiday began in 1882, originating from a desire by the Central Labor Union to create a day off for the “working man”. Wikipedia

    Through the years the nation gave increasing emphasis to Labor Day. The first governmental recognition came through municipal ordinances passed during 1885 and 1886. From them developed the movement to secure state [...]

    Monday 3rd September 2007 - 7:55:05 AM | Comment