George Dubya Speaks Good

Remember last Friday when I mentioned Idiocracy? Well folks, the road to that world has already begun (some would argue that it actually began about seven years ago)… President George W. Bush told a group of New York school kids on Wednesday: “Childrens do learn.” … During his first presidential campaign, Bush — who promised to be the “education president” — once asked: “Is our children learning?”...  Read More »

Now THAT’S A Big Baby!

Cute “little” Nadia is the 12th child born to Siberia’s Tatyana Barabanova, 43, and weighed in at a whopping 17.1 pounds (7.75 kg). “I ate everything, we don’t have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes,” she told the reporter, adding that all her previous babies had weighed more than 5 kg. Russian woman’s 12th baby weighs in at 7.75 kg Wow! And I thought Super Tonio was a big baby! Side...  Read More »

A Little Old And A Little Pregnant.

Today I learned that there are adults who don’t know who Kurt Cobain was and can’t name a Nirvana song. It really made me feel old. They didn’t know what grunge was either. Then they informed me that they were in elementary school when I was in high school – during which Kurt Cobain died. Now that made me feel old. And throughly confused since a couple of weeks ago someone asked me if I was in high school. It’s a very strange feeling to not feel...  Read More »

Inquest For Daniel Smith

UPDATE: Inquest into death of Anna Nicole’s son adjourned until Jan. 28 Slow and steady wins the race. I sure hope that’s the case with the whole Anna Nicole Smith drama. There is so much going on under the surface, with more and more coming to light each day. It may not seem like things are moving forward, but they are. Slow and steady wins the race. Bahamas Chief Magistrate Roger Gomez has announced that the long-pending inquest into the death of...  Read More »

Is It STILL Monday??

How is your week going so far? It’s a fact: Male drivers vs Female drivers… Men are more than twice as likely to die in a car crash than women, consider the yearly statistics shown below. In fact, studies have shown as many as 73 percent of all people killed in car accidents are male. Since record keeping began: male fatalities significantly outweigh female fatalities. However men and women do not drive the same number of miles under the same conditions-...  Read More »

What If OJ Simpson Talked To John Stewart?

It is often said, and I completely agree, that John Stewart has the best job in the world. The Daily Show is the most entertaining news shows on television – with The Colbert Report coming in a close second. Sure, the show has great writers, but more importantly it has John Stewart who is one of the funniest men on the planet today. What would John Stewart ask OJ Simpson if given the chance to interview him? Al Capone, in case you didn’t know, was not...  Read More »

Sweet Dreams Of Matthew McConaughey.

Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Unless, of course, they look like Matthew McConaughey. Then they can bite all they want, anywhere they want. Ahhh…sweet dreams, indeed….. Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody’s looking for something Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused I wanna use you and...  Read More »