George Dubya And The Four Parachutes.

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, “I am Ronaldo, the best soccer player in the world. The soccer world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans.” He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, “I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance...  Read More »

Did You Hear The One About The Man With A Plastic Skull?

Which is worse…. A man being awarded a wimpy $4,100 in damages stemming from a botched brain surgery…Man loses top of his head in brain operation? OR A judge suing a mom and pop dry cleaners for $54 million because they lost his pants…DC judge loses $54 mln lawsuit over trousers...and then taking his loss to the appeals court…Judge presses $54 mln suit over pants? Hmmmm…..........a skull or pants…...skull or pants…..... Yeah,...  Read More »