Britney Spears And Her Va-Jay-Jay. Again.
Britney Spears was granted more visitation time with her children today. I honestly never thought I would ever type that sentence. Britney rose to stardom quickly, and is falling just as fast – if not faster. It must be terribly embarrassing to once have been the perfect girl next door, and now be the perfect girl for the Jerry Springer Show. How much further can Britney fall?
The judge expanded her visitation schedule, giving her one monitored overnight visit a week with Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, a court spokesman said…
“Ms. Spears did speak (at the hearing),” says court spokesman Allan Parachini, “and her voice was soft and respectful.” PEOPLE
Soft and respectful…um, sure, I can buy that I guess. Just like I can buy that she simply forgets to put on panties. If you ask me, Britney needs some visitation with a nice pair of cotton underwear. And maybe even a straitjacket. Or chastity belt.**
Although, I guess it’s nice to see that some things never change…
** A straitjacket is a garment shaped like a jacket with overlong sleeves. The ends of these can be tied to the back of the wearer, so their arms are kept close to their chest with possibility of only little movement.
A chastity belt is a locking item of clothing designed to prevent sexual intercourse and possibly masturbation.
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October 11th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Hilary-wait…you won’t show a penis during the Folsom Street Fair but you’ll show Brit’s va jay jay when she’s getting out of a car? Hon, I love ya but it seems more appropriate to see a penis at that fair than it is to see ANYONE coming out of a vehicle and seeing their nether regions.
Britney’s a mess and that’s saying it kindly. I think monitored visitations with her two boys are appropriate given her behavior of say…the last year?
I’ve thrown up my hands regarding this girl. First and foremost, SHE doesn’t realize she has an addiction(s). Secondly, I don’t believe she’s hit rock bottom. Thirdly, she seems to think she has no problems given the way she displays herself at Starbuck’s and Taco Bell.
Can she be “saved”? Not until she realizes she can save herself.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:52 am
You know what Mo, you’re totally right! I’m bringing on the penises! Watch out!
October 12th, 2007 at 11:28 am
Woohoo!!!! Thanks Hilary. Maybe Carlton Harley can pay that man a visit since Carlton seems to be so in need….