Praise Jesus! It’s Friday!!



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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

1. He called everyone “brother”
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father’s business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

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3 Responses to “Praise Jesus! It’s Friday!!”
  1. Mighty Mo Says:

    ROFLMAO!!! Too funny! I concur with the last one. Ha ha ha! Good one.

  2. ishmot Says:

    sacrilege!

  3. Hilary Shepherd Says:

    Sorry, Ishmot, but I don’t think this joke is any more sac-religious than fighting and killing in the name of Jesus; or having statues of him as a white man. Correct me if I’m wrong, but if you’re born in the middle east, you’re probably not white.

    Actually, I think Jesus would get a kick out of this joke.

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