Put These In Your Pipe And Ponder ‘Em!



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This is my “depressed stance.” When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start to feel better. If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve got to stand like this. ~Charlie Brown

Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. ~Norm Papernick

It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed. ~Frank McKinney “Kin” Hubbard

Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product. ~Eleanor Roosevelt

The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1. ~Author Unknown

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination. ~Immanuel Kant

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. ~V.S. Pritchett

Happiness is a way station between too little and too much. ~Channing Pollock, Mr. Moneypenny

One joy scatters a hundred griefs. ~Chinese Proverb

A man’s as miserable as he thinks he is. ~Seneca

Misery is almost always the result of thinking. ~Joseph Joubert

The only time I was truly happy was as a child, before I knew what happiness was – or wasn’t. ~D.H. Mondfleur

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness. ~Don Marquis

Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. ~J.D. Salinger

Many people are extremely happy, but are absolutely worthless to society. ~Charles Gow

Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

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