The Blonde and The Blind Man - Joke

Tuesday 30th October 2007 - 8:28:17 PM

Tomorrow is Halloween, which means I have to get my beauty rest so I’m bright and cheery to be dark and dreary.

Halloween of Hilary past…

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair—given that you are blind—that you should know a few things…

...The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat…
...The bouncer is a blonde girl…
...I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate…
...The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter…
...The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”