The Blonde and The Blind Man – Joke

Tomorrow is Halloween, which means I have to get my beauty rest so I’m bright and cheery to be dark and dreary.

Halloween of Hilary past…

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know a few things…

…The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat…
…The bouncer is a blonde girl…
…I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate…
…The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter…
…The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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