It’s being reported that Lindsay Lohan is in need of some serious mullah. It’s not surprising, really. I mean designer rehab is pretty pricey, and doing it three times can put a heavy strain on ones bank account; even if that bank account was gigantic to begin with. So just how much does it cost for our favorite recovering coke whore – I mean addict – Lindsay Lohan? Her stints in rehab are being reported as costing $137,000, with legal fees...  Read More »

What happens when a Pepsi delivery guy and a Coke delivery guy cross paths at Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania? The Coke guy gets punched in the face. The two deliverymen were “apparently bickering back and forth” while unloading their wares at the Indiana County store, police said. When the Coke deliveryman left the store, his counterpart allegedly punched him in the face three times, breaking his nose and giving him a black eye, police said. No charges...  Read More »

At this time last Saturday, I was preparing for the Download Festival; a day that’s all about rocking out. Today, I am preparing to help my friend move; a day that’s all about packing cars to the fullest and lifting boxes. Then there’s trying to maneuver furniture around corners and through doors. Hmmm, I think last Saturday was a little more fun. Oh well, that’s what friends do. This particular friend helped me move a couple years ago, so I guess...  Read More »

Search warrants were served at several offices belonging to several doctors involved with Anna Nicole Smith and the several drugs she was consuming. …authorities raided six locations, including the offices and residences of two of Smith’s former doctors…E! Online If you thought this drama was over, or at least fading away, you were wrong. There are things moving and shaking all over the place, the general public just isn’t privy to...  Read More »

My friend Mo was giving me a hard time (in the most loving way possible) about covering up a man’s penis in my Folsom Street Fair post, but then a few days later showing the nether regions of Britney Spears. A bit of a double standard, yes. And for that I apologize. What is good for the goose is good for the gander. So, take a gander at this… …so I guess Harry Potter isn’t Jewish. Fun facts about the penis: Medomalacuphobia is the fear of losing...  Read More »

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black: 1. He called everyone “brother” 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn’t get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father’s business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have...  Read More »

Britney Spears was granted more visitation time with her children today. I honestly never thought I would ever type that sentence. Britney rose to stardom quickly, and is falling just as fast – if not faster. It must be terribly embarrassing to once have been the perfect girl next door, and now be the perfect girl for the Jerry Springer Show. How much further can Britney fall? The judge expanded her visitation schedule, giving her one monitored overnight...  Read More »

One of the more thrilling things about having a website is reaching people I would never have reached if not for my blog. People I don’t know, who know things I don’t know. An anonymous tipster emailed me the following information the other day, with the request for immediate publication. So here it is… “Expose these sleezebags once and for all.” – Wilma Richard Milstein (the court appointed guardian of Dannylynn) has filed a motion for fees and...  Read More »

Take one part The Apprentice and one part World Wide Web, and what do you get? The brain child of internet marketer Joel Comm and one of his partners, Eric Holmlund, The Next Internet Millionaire, of course! A reality show that is only available for viewing online, it follows twelve contestants as they go head to head in the battle to become Adsense Guru Joel Comm’s next Joint Venture partner. Joel is certainly giving The Donald a run for his money. But perhaps...  Read More »

It is being reported that Bobby Brown, 38, suffered a mild heart attack this past Tuesday. He was taken to two hospitals before being checked into the Tarzana Regional Medical Center. According to Bobby’s attorney, Phaedra Parks of Atlanta, “…they did diagnose him as suffering from a mild heart attack … they attributed (it) to stress and diet…” Stress and diet?? Stress of being an idiot who ruined Whitney Houston’s life, and a diet consisting...  Read More »

It’s time to start thinking about what you want for Christmas – or whatever gift-giving/getting holiday you celebrate. Here are two great ideas that are going on my list for sure! It’s a bit hard to read, so here’s what the N@@@@e Bra ad says: The look is so provocative, no one would believe you’re actually wearing a bra. Yet you get all the support you want. Our exclusive braless-look-bra is the very first bra to have its own built-in...  Read More »

If the great John Lennon were alive he would be turning 67 years old today. May he and his messages of love and peace never be forgotten. PEACE: A state of mutual harmony between people or groups of people. Fun facts about John Lennon: He loved cats and at one point owned six at once. After he heard Elvis Presley’s song “Heartbreak Hotel” John new he wanted to be a “rocker.” John got the chance to meet Elvis in 1965 – Elvis called John “Beatle”...  Read More »

In honor of the large amount of alcohol I consumed this past weekend, here are some wise words….. “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their...  Read More »

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have officially married. Mark my words, this one won’t last long…Celebrity Smack Model Adrianne Curry hates Blogger Perez Hilton. Join the crowd, Adrianne…The Official Blog of Adrianne Curry Just in time for Christmas, Sweeny Todd – the movie. There’s nothing like a singing murderous barber to get you in the holiday spirit…Bizzom Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab, but still in Utah. Why do I have the feeling this won’t...  Read More »

I spent this past Saturday at the Shoreline Amphitheater in Mountain View, CA at the Download Festival. It totally rocked! I had a GREAT time. I went with a friend of mine who I’ve known since I was a baby (it was the first time we had seen each other in five years), and two of her friends. The weather was perfect and there was an awesome energy floating around. I hadn’t really heard of any of the bands, except AFI, Kings of Leon, and The Cure. Yes,...  Read More »

I had a long day today. Hours upon hours in front of a computer screen looking up tax records. I’m sure you’re wondering why, but trust me, you don’t care. Plus, it won’t make a bit of difference in your life if you knew why I’ve spent the last several weeks on this tedious project. Anyway, long story short, my brain is fried (and not in a good way). But I suppose it could be worse. I suppose I could be a young woman in Hollywood. I could have tons...  Read More »

The following piece was written by a personal friend of mine, after her experience at this year’s Folsom Street Fair. I was actually in San Francisco the day before for the Love Parade, but from the sound of things, Saturday’s festival was very different from Sunday’s. I took it upon myself to go to the Folsom Street Fair this past Sunday. It’s been called the “Largest Leather Gathering” in the world. You know what? I believe it!...  Read More »

I really don’t have anything witty to say about this one. I think it’s just sad. It’s sad that Sean Preston and Jayden James have to live through all this. It’s sad that Britney is clearly suffering. It’s sad that one aspect of mental illness is thinking you don’t have one. It’s sad that Britney obviously does. If I had to guess, I’d say she’s a classic case of Bipolar Disorder. A member of my family was diagnosed...  Read More »

It’s Monday again, and more thrilled I couldn’t be. But at least I don’t look like this poor guy. Sometimes Mother Nature plays really cruel jokes… The naked mole rat (also known as the desert mole rat or sand puppy) is a native of East Africa, and aside from being one heck of an ugly creature, it is eusocial and has a distinctly odd set of traits that allows it to survive in an underground habitat, including being cold-blooded and...  Read More »