Anna Nicole Made Maria Shriver Quit.

Maria Shriver has decided once and for all to never return to television news, and she says Anna Nicole Smith is the reason why. Shriver, speaking Tuesday at a conference on women, said the media circus surrounding Smith’s accidental drug overdose death last February led to her decision. “It was then that I knew that the TV news business had changed and so had I,” Shriver said. “I called NBC News and told them I’m not coming back.” Well...  Read More »

The World Is Smaller Than You Think.

Lately, my friend Rhobby has been my best source for random facts. Check this one out! It really makes you think. And if it doesn’t, it certainly should. If we could shrink the earth’s population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following. There would be: 57 Asians 21 Europeans 14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south 8 Africans 52 would be female 48...  Read More »

James Lipton. Inside The French’s Whorehouse.

When I think of James Lipton, I see a demur man, with deliberate speech and a quirky smile. That was until I found out how he paid the bills as a young man living in Paris, France. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Pimp James Lipton. We were earning our living together, this young woman and I, we made a rather good living, I must say. The Superficial Man, you think you know someone and then you hear something like this. I can’t wait to find out what other...  Read More »

She Isn’t Britney Spears, But Britney Spears Could Be Her

Her last name is Spears. And sadly, that’s not the only thing Paulette Spears has in common with Britney Spears. They also both make horrible decisions that put their children’s lives in danger. And they both are running the risk of losing their children – either by court order or accidental death. VANCOUVER, Wash. – An 8-year-old boy riding in a car with his mom called 911 several times to report that she wasn’t “acting normal,”...  Read More »

It’s Monday. Do You Feel As Old As I Do?

Today is Monday, and if you’re anything like me, you hate Mondays. For me, it’s simply a reminder of how much I love the weekends and hate having an office job. Let’s start off the week the right way – by feeling really old. You know if you were born in the 70’s if… 1. You know that another name for a keyboard is a “Synthesizer”. 2. You know who Max Headroom is. 3. You could breakdance or at least wish you could. 4. You wanted to dress...  Read More »

Kid Rock Brawls At The Waffle House

Imagine for a moment that you’re Kid Rock and you’ve just released your first album to hit No. 1 on the pop charts. You’ve given a concert in Atlanta, GA and are now enjoying a nice meal at a local Waffle House with a bunch of your friends. Other than drowning waffles and grits with cheese in syrup, what’s the best way to celebrate? How about a good old fashioned rumble? DeKalb County police said they arrested Rock, 36, and five members of his entourage...  Read More »

Bill Maher – Bouncer Extraordinaire

During Friday’s live taping of Bill Maher’s show, Real Time With Bill Maher, an audience member decided it would be a good idea to disrupt the show. He was wrong. While Congresswoman Sheila Jackson spoke and Bill listened along with his other two guests, Los Angeles Times columnist Joel Stein and MSNBC’s Chris Matthews, some crazy dude with a 9/11 sign stood up and began shouting. Not one to back down, Maher stood up and yelled, “Do we have some...  Read More »