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  • Lindsay Lohan - From Rehab To Poor House?

    It’s being reported that Lindsay Lohan is in need of some serious mullah.

    It’s not surprising, really. I mean designer rehab is pretty pricey, and doing it three times can put a heavy strain on ones bank account; even if that bank account was gigantic to begin with.

    So just how much does it cost for our [...]

    Monday 15th October 2007 - 11:07:10 PM | Comments (4)

  • Pepsi Punches Coke At Wal-Mart.

    What happens when a Pepsi delivery guy and a Coke delivery guy cross paths at Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania?

    The Coke guy gets punched in the face.

    The two deliverymen were “apparently bickering back and forth” while unloading their wares at the Indiana County store, police said. When the Coke deliveryman left the store, his counterpart allegedly punched [...]

    Sunday 14th October 2007 - 9:40:11 AM | Comment

  • I Wish Today Was Last Saturday.

    At this time last Saturday, I was preparing for the Download Festival; a day that’s all about rocking out. Today, I am preparing to help my friend move; a day that’s all about packing cars to the fullest and lifting boxes. Then there’s trying to maneuver furniture around corners and through doors.

    Hmmm, I think last [...]

    Saturday 13th October 2007 - 11:09:05 AM | Comment

  • Anna Nicole. Learning More Every Day.

    Search warrants were served at several offices belonging to several doctors involved with Anna Nicole Smith and the several drugs she was consuming.

    ...authorities raided six locations, including the offices and residences of two of Smith’s former doctors…E! Online

    If you thought this drama was over, or at least fading away, you were wrong. There are [...]

    Friday 12th October 2007 - 10:59:05 PM | Comments (5)

  • To Penis Or Not To Penis

    My friend Mo was giving me a hard time (in the most loving way possible) about covering up a man’s penis in my Folsom Street Fair post, but then a few days later showing the nether regions of Britney Spears. A bit of a double standard, yes. And for that I apologize.

    What is good for [...]

    Friday 12th October 2007 - 10:12:22 PM | Comment (1)

  • Praise Jesus! It’s Friday!!

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

    1. He called everyone “brother”
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Father’s business.
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    3. [...]

    Friday 12th October 2007 - 1:26:48 PM | Comments (3)

  • Britney Spears And Her Va-Jay-Jay. Again.

    Britney Spears was granted more visitation time with her children today. I honestly never thought I would ever type that sentence. Britney rose to stardom quickly, and is falling just as fast – if not faster. It must be terribly embarrassing to once have been the perfect girl next door, and now be the perfect [...]

    Thursday 11th October 2007 - 9:22:03 PM | Comments (5)

  • Virgie Arthur And The Milstein Fees

    One of the more thrilling things about having a website is reaching people I would never have reached if not for my blog. People I don’t know, who know things I don’t know.

    An anonymous tipster emailed me the following information the other day, with the request for immediate publication. So here it is…

    “Expose these sleezebags [...]

    Thursday 11th October 2007 - 7:07:16 AM | Comments (2)

  • Joel Comm - Next Internet Millionaire

    Take one part The Apprentice and one part World Wide Web, and what do you get?

    The brain child of internet marketer Joel Comm and one of his partners, Eric Holmlund, The Next Internet Millionaire, of course!

    A reality show that is only available for viewing online, it follows twelve contestants as they go head to head [...]

    Wednesday 10th October 2007 - 9:39:27 PM | Comment (1)

  • Heart Attack Strikes Bobby Brown

    It is being reported that Bobby Brown, 38, suffered a mild heart attack this past Tuesday. He was taken to two hospitals before being checked into the Tarzana Regional Medical Center.

    According to Bobby’s attorney, Phaedra Parks of Atlanta, “…they did diagnose him as suffering from a mild heart attack … they attributed (it) to stress [...]

    Wednesday 10th October 2007 - 2:26:04 PM | Comment (1)

  • All I Want For Christmas Are Hard Nipples And A Broomstick

    It’s time to start thinking about what you want for Christmas – or whatever gift-giving/getting holiday you celebrate.

    Here are two great ideas that are going on my list for sure!

    It’s a bit hard to read, so here’s what the Nipple Bra ad says:

    The look is so provocative, no one would believe you’re actually wearing a [...]

    Wednesday 10th October 2007 - 2:04:46 PM | Comment

  • Happy Birthday John Lennon!

    If the great John Lennon were alive he would be turning 67 years old today.

    May he and his messages of love and peace never be forgotten.

    PEACE: A state of mutual harmony between people or groups of people.

    Fun facts about John Lennon:

    He loved cats and at one point owned six at once.

    After he heard Elvis Presley’s [...]

    Tuesday 9th October 2007 - 12:53:39 PM | Comment

  • The Value Of A Drink

    In honor of the large amount of alcohol I consumed this past weekend, here are some wise words…..

    “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t [...]

    Tuesday 9th October 2007 - 7:16:47 AM | Comment

  • Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 20

    Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have officially married. Mark my words, this one won’t last long…Celebrity Smack

    Model Adrianne Curry hates Blogger Perez Hilton. Join the crowd, Adrianne…The Official Blog of Adrianne Curry

    Just in time for Christmas, Sweeny Todd – the movie. There’s nothing like a singing murderous barber to get you in the holiday spirit…Bizzom

    Lindsay [...]

    Monday 8th October 2007 - 9:35:59 PM | Comment

  • Download Festival 2007 San Francisco

    I spent this past Saturday at the Shoreline Amphitheater in Mountain View, CA at the Download Festival. It totally rocked! I had a GREAT time. I went with a friend of mine who I’ve known since I was a baby (it was the first time we had seen each other in five years), and two [...]

    Monday 8th October 2007 - 5:28:05 PM | Comments (2)

  • Happiness Is…

    I had a long day today. Hours upon hours in front of a computer screen looking up tax records. I’m sure you’re wondering why, but trust me, you don’t care. Plus, it won’t make a bit of difference in your life if you knew why I’ve spent the last several weeks on this tedious project. [...]

    Thursday 4th October 2007 - 10:40:01 PM | Comment (1)

  • Folsom Street Fair. Talk About Different Strokes!

    The following piece was written by a personal friend of mine, after her experience at this year’s Folsom Street Fair. I was actually in San Francisco the day before for the Love Parade, but from the sound of things, Saturday’s festival was very different from Sunday’s.

    I took it upon myself to go to the Folsom [...]

    Wednesday 3rd October 2007 - 7:10:41 PM | Comment

  • Britney Spears Loses Custody

    I really don’t have anything witty to say about this one. I think it’s just sad.

    It’s sad that Sean Preston and Jayden James have to live through all this. It’s sad that Britney is clearly suffering. It’s sad that one aspect of mental illness is thinking you don’t have one. It’s sad that Britney obviously [...]

    Tuesday 2nd October 2007 - 7:54:35 AM | Comments (2)

  • Everyday Is Monday For The Naked Mole-Rat

    It’s Monday again, and more thrilled I couldn’t be. But at least I don’t look like this poor guy. Sometimes Mother Nature plays really cruel jokes…

    The naked mole rat (also known as the desert mole rat or sand puppy) is a native of East Africa, and aside from being one heck of an ugly [...]

    Monday 1st October 2007 - 7:14:14 AM | Comment (1)