I must have missed the memo about meth heads being brilliant. Brilliant planners, anyway – they’re not so smart when it’s time to implement the plan.

The men concealed the ice methamphetamine in the body of a motorized, 3-foot hobby rocket connected by wires to the vehicle’s cigarette lighter…trooper attempted to stop their vehicle on Interstate 70 in Callaway County. The vehicle exited the interstate and entered a restaurant parking lot; however, the two men failed to activate the rocket. The driver then fled the vehicle and discarded a small bag containing approximately 2 grams of methamphetamine, while the passenger remained in the vehicle. BoingBoing

Fun facts about Meth. And by “fun” I mean reasons you shouldn’t do it:

When heavy cocaine users experience paranoia, it almost always disappears once the binge ends. With Meth, severe mood disturbances, bizarre thoughts and behavior may last for days – sometimes weeks – and the user loses a grip on reality.

Over the long term, Meth can cause seizures, brain damage, panic attacks, lead poisoning, uncontrollable anxiety or rage, stroke, twitching, impaired speech, malnutrition, DEATH.

More Meth Facts at MAPP-SD

Did you know the DEA has a site dedicated to the smuggling strategies of drug dealers? The Microgram Bulletin

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