Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 22

Jennifer Lopez states the obvious – her monkey man husband has planted his monkey seed and soon they will have a monkey baby…Anything Hollywood

Paula Abdul is single. Again. The woman needs to get a clue, stack up on batteries, and call it a day. Hey, we can’t all meet Mr. Right…Bricks and Stones Gossip

Britney Spears is a menace to society and really needs to be stapled to a wall somewhere until she faces the truth. And even then she should be left on the wall for like a year…Celebrity Trashcan

Amy Winehouse holds it together after her husband’s arrest, as only Amy Winehouse can. And by ‘hold it together’ I mean the exact opposite…Hollywood Backwash

Elisabeth Hasselbeck gave birth to a boy. Now she has one girl and one boy – how disgustingly perfect. I wonder if Barry Manilow will be meeting him.…Jeanette’s Celebrity Corner

Tyra Banks has mad respect for her vagina, and yours. I think every woman should respect her vagina – and the vaginas of others…Make Us Hot

Hulk Hogan’s idiot son Nick faces felony charges stemming from his car accident. Are spoiled rich kids ever going to learn?…Right Celebrity

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