Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 24

Pamela Anderson is going back to Canada. But don’t hold your breath, it won’t be until sometime next decade…

“Five more years of t!ts and ass and I’ll go back to Canada,” she says. “I’ve got some land. It’ll be time.” Oh Please God Let This Be True – The Evil Beet

Christina Aguilera has a big belly, and no tan lines…

“We were planning on starting to try after the [Nov. 2006-May 2007 Back to Basics] tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn’t know how much time it would take. You’ve heard it takes some time – except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here.” Christina Aguilera’s Pregnant Belly In Marie Claire – Celeb Parasite

Jennifer Love Hewitt is engaged. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Jen Love with gigantic boobs…

On the heels of a not-so-flattering article in the Daily Mail, Jennifer Love Hewitt proves even full-figured women can find love. Jennifer Love Hewitt Engaged – The Evil Beet

Santa has made his list, checked it twice, and has come to the conclusion that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton hold the top spots on his Naughty list….

An overwhelming majority of children questioned in an on line poll awarded the honors to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton!

The poll was conducted by E-Poll Market Research to measure children’s attitudes about naughty and nice, and the seasonal question of who should make Santa’s lists. Britney And Paris Top The Naughty List – Coffee With Allan Cockerill