This news may not have come as a surprise to you, but it certainly did Hulk Hogan, who was informed by a reporter that his wife Linda has filed for divorce. What a crappy way to start the holidays. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that their daughter is a ogre whore and their son is a jail bound reckless idiot. Hulk Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, told the St. Petersburg Times that he had no idea his wife had filed for divorce. He was...  Read More »

So apparently the email I got a few days ago was a fake. Which is totally messed up since the idea behind it is a nice one. What would possess someone to send out a fake address?? Thank you, Big John for pointing this out to me. I apologize for any grief or confusion my misinformation may have caused. This idea is BOGUS do not follow these instructions under any circumstance. SNOPES.com Please forward this to as many people as you can! However we here at VFW...  Read More »

Happy Thanksgiving! Ben Franklin thought the turkey should be the official bird of the U.S. Since 1970, turkey consumption as gone up 108%. The average weight of turkeys on the table for Thanksgiving is 15 pounds. A 15 pound turkey is about 70% light meat and 30% dark meat. A female turkey is called a hen and a male turkey is called a tom. A wild turkey can run at the speed of 20 miles per hour. It’s estimated that Americans eat 675 million pounds of turkey...  Read More »

Ok, so I’m not exactly thankful for nothing, but I’m not overflowing with thanks either. Raise your hand if this past year has been as hard for you as it has for me. Yes, yes, I know it could be worse…blah, blah, blah…but the fact remains that as of this instant, my life is pretty sucky. I am, however, thankful for a couple of things nonetheless… I am thankful for my Therapist. I am thankful for my Pedro Friends (you know who you...  Read More »

SEE CORRECTED POST HERE No matter what your political or religious persuasion, I’m sure you can agree that all humans need love and support, especially those who are far from home fighting for their lives. Got extra holiday cards? Send Season’s Greetings and Good Tidings to: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue, NW Washington , D.C. 20307-5001 It will be good for their soul. And yours. Image Source:...  Read More »

Well, I am certainly having a case of the Mondays today. I hit my head earlier coming up from plugging something in under my desk. Then about 10 minutes ago I pinched the side of my palm in a rusty metal lock and am now watching it turn different colors. Yes, I have ice on it, so don’t think I’m a total idiot. Anyway, now I’m way cranky. An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful...  Read More »

I guess I can’t complain too much that today is Monday – it’s a short week in the office, after all. But that’s really of little consolation. It’s still Monday and I still wish it wasn’t. Worse than that, it’s Monday morning, the worst morning of them all. On November 19, 1863 President Abraham Lincoln delivered one of the most important speeches in American History. The Gettysburg Address lasted a mere two minutes,...  Read More »