Archives » December 2007
Nicole Kidman Is NOT Pregnant. Again.
Nicole Kidman is not expecting her first child with husband Keith Urban, as it was being reported by pretty much everyone yesterday. According to the actress’ Australian publicist, the rumor of a Kidman pregnancy, “…is incorrect…she must have had about 30 babies by now.”
Hmmm…..isn’t that what all publicists say about a month before they publicly [...]
Hollywood Gossip Quickie…
The last few months have been pretty crazy for young Hollywood. So, not to be out done by the younger generation, the post-40 crowd is doing their part to keep up with all the pregnancies, engagements, and divorces going around…
Sean Penn, 47, and his wife of 11 years, Robin Wright Penn are getting divorced. – [...]
A Lesson In Venusian
To all the young men who got engaged over the holidays, read carefully and take notes…
1. Fine – This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes – If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is [...]
Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 26
The new year is almost here, and if the way 2007 is ending is any indication, 2008 is going to be GREAT for gossip!
Breaking news! Mischa Barton busted for DUI and having illegal drugs…E!Online Did you know that Mischa Barton was in The Sixth Sense? She was the little girl in the fort who [...]
Britney Spears. The Braless Wonder.
The only thing I’m wondering is why Britney Spears is being allowed to leave the house at all these days. I realize she’s an adult (ha, ha, ha), but can’t someone strap her to a wall somewhere so she can’t go out in public and ruin her life even more? If I pulled the stunts [...]
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas!
To everyone who is celebrating Christmas today, I hope it is a happy and safe one. Party it up and get trashed, but please don’t get behind the wheel; call a friend, call a cab.
In 2006, an estimated 17,602 people died in alcohol-related traffic crashes—an average of one every 30 minutes. These deaths constitute 41 [...]
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Today is Christmas Eve. Let’s take a moment to remember that the holiday is about family, love, and caring for others. It’s about reaching out and touching someone. Don’t let the advertisers fool you, Christmas is not about spending money – it’s about spending quality time with family.
I’m in Berkeley with my family. We’re hanging [...]
All Lindsay Lohan Wants For Christmas…
...is sex, sex, sex.
Apparently, Lindsay has traded in her addiction to cocaine for an addiction to sex. According to one of her recent conquests – some dude she met in rehab – Lindsay just can’t get enough.
...“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and [...]“FRA-GI-LE… IT MUST BE ITALIAN!”
Today is December 22nd and this year, today is my Christmas.
There’s a new baby in the family (my nephew), so things are quite different than previous years. It’s a bit weird, but really great too. It’s a progression of life and family; my mom is having a blast being Nana, and that makes me very [...]
Dispute Between Neighbors. A True Story.
One of my goals in life is to some day own a house surrounded by land, and far enough away from neighbors so I can’t hear their toilet flush or clearly hear family spats. Have I ever mentioned that I live next door to a couple who likes to fight either first thing in the [...]
And You Thought YOU Received Bad Customer Service.
It’s the Holiday Season, and with that comes grumpy grumpy scrooges. Have you ever noticed how no one is in a good mood in mall parking lots during this time of year? And there’s nothing worse than dealing with Customer Service at Christmas…
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die!
This is so priceless [...]
Britney Spears - Piece Of Me
Britney Spears must be miserable. Her little sister is knocked up, her mom thinks she knows enough about good parenting to write a book, and her own life is in the crapper.
But for some reason Britney thinks she still has a career.
Oh Britney, I’m afraid you’ve reached the point of no return. I think it [...]
Jamie Lynn Spears Is Pregnant, Carries On The Spears White Trash Tradition.
Yes, that’s right, Britney Spears’ 16 year old little sister has done got herself knocked up – by her church going 19 year old boyfriend, nonetheless. Lovely.
For those who don’t know, Jamie Lynn Spears is the star of Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101, which just finished filming its fourth season. The prospect of a fifth season is [...]
Matthew McConaughey Injured On Set!
Say it isn’t so! Was I almost widowed today? Oh my poor Matthew!
The 38-year-old actor cut his face while preparing for his role in The Grackle, a new movie from his J.K. Livin Productions, his publicist, Alan Nierob, said Monday in an e-mail.Nierob said McConaughey had been training Ultimate Fighting Championship-style. He did not know [...]
Scrooged - It’s A Toaster!
Christmas is a week from today. Are you ready?
I’m ready to sit down in front of a fire and watch one of my favorite Christmas movies, Scrooged, starring Bill Murray. If you ask someone what they’re favorite Christmas movie is, they’ll probably say It’s A Wonderful Life starring Jimmy Stewart. But if you ask me, [...]
Free Online Games - Free Games Online
Have you ever found yourself sitting in front of your computer wanting to play a free online game, but you’ve played all the free online games you have and you’re craving something new? And free?
The Holiday Season is upon us, and if you’re like me (and pretty much have a two week vacation), you’re wondering [...]
Pamela Anderson Is NOT Getting Divorced. Again.
“The choices I have to make now are about quality of life. And meaning. Not about money or fame for no good reason. I know I’ve made a lot of mistakes. But no regrets—Just living such a huge dream….I’m blessed”
Oh for crying out loud, Pamela! I wish you all the best, as I really don’t [...]
Pamela Anderson Is Getting Divorced. Again.
Honestly, I’m surprised the marriage between Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon lasted as long as it did – a whopping two months. But hey, that’s plenty of time to make a sex tape!
Is Pamela Anderson trying to compete with Elizabeth Taylor for the most divorces in Hollywood or something? Liz had a total of eight, [...]
The Ten - Puppet Fornication Fun.
This is way too funny. It’s a clip from the movie The Ten (out on DVD January 18th), which is basically about the 10 Commandments – but with a twist. It features Jessica Alba, Paul Rudd, Adam Brody, and the lovely Winona Ryder.
You know, I don’t think Winona Ryder gets as much credit as an [...]
You’ll Never Look At Rudolph The Same!
Christmas is in 10 days. Here’s something to think about until then…
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after [...]
