Nicole Kidman is not expecting her first child with husband Keith Urban, as it was being reported by pretty much everyone yesterday. According to the actress’ Australian publicist, the rumor of a Kidman pregnancy, “…is incorrect…she must have had about 30 babies by now.” Hmmm…..isn’t that what all publicists say about a month before they publicly announce the actress is in deed with child? I hate to give credit to the out and out tabloids, but...  Read More »

The last few months have been pretty crazy for young Hollywood. So, not to be out done by the younger generation, the post-40 crowd is doing their part to keep up with all the pregnancies, engagements, and divorces going around… Sean Penn, 47, and his wife of 11 years, Robin Wright Penn are getting divorced. – Celebrity Trashcan Nicole Kidman, 40, and husband Keith Urban are expecting a child. – Right Celebrity Eddie Murphy, 46, and girlfriend Tracey...  Read More »

To all the young men who got engaged over the holidays, read carefully and take notes… 1. Fine – This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes – If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing – This is the calm before the storm....  Read More »

The new year is almost here, and if the way 2007 is ending is any indication, 2008 is going to be GREAT for gossip! Breaking news! Mischa Barton busted for DUI and having illegal drugs…E!Online Did you know that Mischa Barton was in The Sixth Sense? She was the little girl in the fort who threw up when Cole found her, and turned out to have been poisoned to death by her mother. Brendan Fraser and his wife of nine years are joining the millions of couples...  Read More »

The only thing I’m wondering is why Britney Spears is being allowed to leave the house at all these days. I realize she’s an adult (ha, ha, ha), but can’t someone strap her to a wall somewhere so she can’t go out in public and ruin her life even more? If I pulled the stunts she does, my family would so be kicking my butt. I can’t believe there isn’t one single person who has enough power over Britney Spears to knock some sense into her. It’s the...  Read More »

To everyone who is celebrating Christmas today, I hope it is a happy and safe one. Party it up and get trashed, but please don’t get behind the wheel; call a friend, call a cab. In 2006, an estimated 17,602 people died in alcohol-related traffic crashes—an average of one every 30 minutes. These deaths constitute 41 percent of the 42,642 total traffic fatalities. Of these, an estimated 13,470 involved a driver with an illegal BAC (.08 or greater). In 2006,...  Read More »

Today is Christmas Eve. Let’s take a moment to remember that the holiday is about family, love, and caring for others. It’s about reaching out and touching someone. Don’t let the advertisers fool you, Christmas is not about spending money – it’s about spending quality time with family. I’m in Berkeley with my family. We’re hanging out, nothing fancy, and watching movies. So far we’ve watched A Christmas Story only once, which is...  Read More »

…is sex, sex, sex. Apparently, Lindsay has traded in her addiction to cocaine for an addiction to sex. According to one of her recent conquests – some dude she met in rehab – Lindsay just can’t get enough. …“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again.” Lindsay Lohan’s...  Read More »

Today is December 22nd and this year, today is my Christmas. There’s a new baby in the family (my nephew), so things are quite different than previous years. It’s a bit weird, but really great too. It’s a progression of life and family; my mom is having a blast being Nana, and that makes me very happy. Last year the big gift was a desktop version of the infamous Leg Lamp from A Christmas Story, which we gave to my wonderful and quirky step-dad...  Read More »

One of my goals in life is to some day own a house surrounded by land, and far enough away from neighbors so I can’t hear their toilet flush or clearly hear family spats. Have I ever mentioned that I live next door to a couple who likes to fight either first thing in the morning or right before midnight? When I heard the following story and saw the pictures of the feuding neighbors in Utah, I laughed. But then it occurred to me that I too would be pretty...  Read More »

It’s the Holiday Season, and with that comes grumpy grumpy scrooges. Have you ever noticed how no one is in a good mood in mall parking lots during this time of year? And there’s nothing worse than dealing with Customer Service at Christmas… Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening – customer service, being what it is today! A lady died this past January, and MBNA bank billed...  Read More »

Britney Spears must be miserable. Her little sister is knocked up, her mom thinks she knows enough about good parenting to write a book, and her own life is in the crapper. But for some reason Britney thinks she still has a career. Oh Britney, I’m afraid you’ve reached the point of no return. I think it happened around the time you shaved your head and attacked a car with an umbrella. The crotch shots were (sadly) acceptable in today’s world of celebrity,...  Read More »

Yes, that’s right, Britney Spears’ 16 year old little sister has done got herself knocked up – by her church going 19 year old boyfriend, nonetheless. Lovely. For those who don’t know, Jamie Lynn Spears is the star of Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101, which just finished filming its fourth season. The prospect of a fifth season is now up in the air, thanks to little Jamie Lynn. “It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,”...  Read More »

Say it isn’t so! Was I almost widowed today? Oh my poor Matthew! The 38-year-old actor cut his face while preparing for his role in The Grackle, a new movie from his J.K. Livin Productions, his publicist, Alan Nierob, said Monday in an e-mail. Nierob said McConaughey had been training Ultimate Fighting Championship-style. He did not know when and where the injury occurred. Matthew McConaughey injured on set! Panic ensues! – Snarky Gossip Sounds...  Read More »

Christmas is a week from today. Are you ready? I’m ready to sit down in front of a fire and watch one of my favorite Christmas movies, Scrooged, starring Bill Murray. If you ask someone what they’re favorite Christmas movie is, they’ll probably say It’s A Wonderful Life starring Jimmy Stewart. But if you ask me, I’ll tell you that movie is stupid and Scrooged can kick its butt any day of the week. A clever take on Charles Dickens’ A Christmas...  Read More »

Have you ever found yourself sitting in front of your computer wanting to play a free online game, but you’ve played all the free online games you have and you’re craving something new? And free? The Holiday Season is upon us, and if you’re like me (and pretty much have a two week vacation), you’re wondering what you’re going to do with all the upcoming free time. I’m going to play free online games from Vacation Rental Wonderland. I love free...  Read More »

“The choices I have to make now are about quality of life. And meaning. Not about money or fame for no good reason. I know I’ve made a lot of mistakes. But no regrets—Just living such a huge dream….I’m blessed” Oh for crying out loud, Pamela! I wish you all the best, as I really don’t wish anyone misery (except those who really deserve it), but please stop toying with our emotions… …Despite reports earlier today that Pamela Anderson...  Read More »

Honestly, I’m surprised the marriage between Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon lasted as long as it did – a whopping two months. But hey, that’s plenty of time to make a sex tape! Is Pamela Anderson trying to compete with Elizabeth Taylor for the most divorces in Hollywood or something? Liz had a total of eight, by the way. On Thursday, the actress wrote on her blog…The choices I have to make now are about quality of life. And meaning....  Read More »

This is way too funny. It’s a clip from the movie The Ten (out on DVD January 18th), which is basically about the 10 Commandments – but with a twist. It features Jessica Alba, Paul Rudd, Adam Brody, and the lovely Winona Ryder. You know, I don’t think Winona Ryder gets as much credit as an actress as she deserves. Remember Heathers? That was good stuff! I bet she’d still have a strong career right now if she hadn’t done that whole shop lifting...  Read More »

Christmas is in 10 days. Here’s something to think about until then… According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s...  Read More »